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aarrrggghhhh!!!!i'm just sending apaologies to you and debs,sorry i vanished like i did <love.the repair man came to the vac,he was here ages,then as he went a friend called to see me.i hadnt any chioce but to turn off,extremely rude..and with out even a byeee!!!hope to catch you later on..salxx

....go to the naughty corner and think about what you've done!
No problem was on a flying visit myself anyway. You get your vac fixed?

<csan i come out now????i got it fixed,and a new lead and plug put on it,and a new filter in it,and a new switch!!!!!(means i have to vac tomorrow now,).it's been one of them days,then i got oh so slightly annoyes on here,but never mind eh!!!!!just waiting for fish and chips,didnt have much tea co9s it was too warm.are you okay xx

Call yourself a proper woman..??....you didn't break the damn thing properly....stick the nozzle in the skirting boards and suck a few 's up...that'll sort it!
i'M BLOODY HOT IS WHAT i AM..ooh heck...these keyboards are far too sensitive for my clutsy shovels....I'm ok..just psyching myself up for tomorrow.
By the way...i saw in your conflab to Debs, that you're having to get the drive done again......surely not?

ooooohhhhh yes.its bloody cracked again.i couldnt believe it,,,,but rung them,and sure enough,they decided it needed a slight gap between the wall and drive...so theyre coming to do it again!!!!is it definitely tomorrow then??u sure youre gonna be okay??

Kin 'ell.....you'd have been better off laying carpet on the bloody thing!! Your house built on some ancient burial plot or summat?
Apart from completely crapping myself and being worried sick....I'm perfectly fine...what can I do but see how things pan out? I'll be staying with her the first few nights at least....then take it from there.
When are you off on hols?

not till the end of the month i'll ring you and let you know the details.i can imagine how youre feeling,and i told you the other night what i thought,just dont try and cope,will you,if it's too much.better you ask for extra help.it should be available for you.xxx

I'm just going to get her home first, then start pressuring whoever for extra help. You know how slowly the mill grinds.
ooooooooofffffff......I'm HOT! Don't like this....too sticky...no air.....give me anyday.

i;'m glad that youre going to do that ,the new care packeges are supposed to provide 24 hour care when needed......but you have to insisit!!!!!i dont have much faith in them i'm afraid.HOT.....thats an understatement......i am meltin here.ive been outside,sat in the back garden,watchinn the fountain in the pond.i only went out to cool down,but billys let the out now...it's like built in air conditioning when he flies round!!!!

......my cat says can she come round and watch the fly round the room?....

She's 'orrible...keeps eating flys and 's.....they don't half crunch

our cat used to do the same,theyre disgusting really arent they!!!!i dont think the would enjoy the been here,he's a bit shy of strange faces!!!!

it makes me feel sick when they do stuff like that....mind you....I once had 2 dogs that did worse than that.....used to eat the donkey and elephant pooh left on the beach by the circus animals

.....hope you're not eating your fish n chips!

theyre mucky little so n so's really arent they!!!imust admit it makes me feel a bit yukky.but then so does the bird cage when i have that to change!!!!do youthink we get squeamish as we get older???i'm sure i have done!!!

Part of the deal with the cat was that himself was responsible for the litter tray! I can't bear it.....and I think you might be right, cos when I think back to all the things I had to do for the dogs and our cat when I was younger
I#m off to bed Sal, though in this heat I doubt there'll be much sleep done. Night sweetdreams, see you in a few days.

okee dokeee <love.you knopw where i am if you need someone to shreek at down the phone.i'll ring and leave a message for you in a couple of days,some thngs cant be discussed on here!!!take care,sweet dreams.ns salxxxxx

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!! I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore Toto! Having a meet tomorrow with them what's s'posed to know what's what..about the fiasco that is 'the care plan'....which, according to mum, she doesn't need anyway, cos she's perfectly normal apparently! if only! Crap few days...is the nutshell version, fill you in when I know what's going on.
Hope you're all well & goodxxx

hello ,i know you dont need what i'm going to say,but i'll say it anyway.unless you put yourfoot down they'll do as little as possible.i was at a meeting on thursday,and one lady who had a care plan,with respite care included,wasnt fed for three days cos nobody turned up!!!!!she had to get what sshe could,as best she could,but no warm meeals cos she couldnt do it herself.the services only take notice if you make it VERY clear that you arent happy.anyway,i hope youre okay,if you need someone to shout at,help yourself!!!!chat soon.s salxxxx

Howdy Smurf, hope things are running to schedule in 'operation get smurfy on a plane' I know what a big you can be just before it gets to holiday time I bet you've already worked y'self up into a tizz...daft sod! Still, you wouldn't be you if you weren't daft!
I've moved mum back to my place, she's far too vulnerable to be left alone or at the mercy of incompetent carers, so, that's what I did. That said, spoke to a fab woman who's the care manager co-ordinator wotsit, who's now on the case and whom I actually have some confidence in. Which means that I'll get assistance even though she's staying with me...FINALLY!!!!!! It has been absolute hell these last few days. and I just had to regain control of the situation, despite all the drawbacks, it's still easier in most respects for mum to be with me, and it's where she feels safest. She's a real handful at the moment, moods swings are kicking in big time....currently our favourite thing to be is 'Bitch troll from hell', which is loadsa fun as you can imagine.....I dunno Sal, just had to do what had to be done at the time....every day brings something different.....I think I may end up putting myself into care...3 square meals a day..all washing and ironing taken care of.....and pocket money!!! It's sounding appealing!
Aaah well.....back to Bedlam! &