h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aawwww,bless you.at las tsomeone who remembers what i was like last year,and theone before!!!i'm in a proper tizz,gettin myself in a state,n,everyone saying the most useful things,as usual!!!!
i hope that things get better now you have your own space back,i would think that should make a differencei wish i could be there for you.i am going to ring you before next week,if thats okay,but wont do it until i catch you on here one night.so i know when's the right time.if there is one!!!i'm glad that you seem to have found someone who understands what you need at last,lets hope she can give you some support.i'm gonna send this cos i think you might still be online.if not i'll catch you soon.you know what else i want to say.ns salxxxxohh,and a for you too.

Oooops, got engrossed reading an entry about the 80's....nostalgic it was!
Knew you'd be flapping about now, not bothering to tell you to 'calm down' cos won't be any use...you'll be fine!
It#s like grand central station here again..I HATE IT! People turning up all hours, bloody phonecalls...and nowhere to escape to....but things should calm down after a routine is established...she says! Good idea to make a 'date' for a call on here, cos I get my phonecalls listened to sometimes .....oh, by the way....I bought a car the other day.....DON'T ASK! Actually, too good a buy to miss, and a t least it's got the ball rolling.Having to go on Helena's insurance, cos couldn't afford by myself, also, need to tax it to move it to my place...then it's just a question of driving lessons...but it's a good car..honest!

oohhhh bloody heck,what we gonna do with you!!!i think it would be brilliant for you to be mobile,its hard work when you need to depend on other people,i know we didnt have one for ages after we got married,and trailing the girls around,and walking everywhere in the rain,and snow,well.....what can i say!!!!well arrange a call one night when youre online,if thats better for you,it suits me fine...and youre right,no good telling me it'' be fine,and not to worry,panic attacks are uppermost at the moment!!!off to doctors tomorrow,no,not for the panic,check up thats all!!!are you still warm,cos i think it's orrible!xxxx

Got weird weather here at mo....is like the Sahara one minute...then we get monsoons...then it's all hot n muggy again....4 seasons in a day! I blame God!
Once I'm up and running, the car will be a Godsend, just a case of affording to run it then...Oh, I don't know what the bloody hell I'm doing..I'm sure if here had been a bloody camel with a 'for sale' sign pinned on it I would have bought that instead

Dunno about you, but I'm about to turn into a I think! Time I went to bed.....be in touch as often as I can on here, then like you say, arrange a phonecall...night sweetdreams anyway,

hhey,dont be so hard on yourself.you'll get there honest.i KNOW you can,and you will!!!!i s'ppose a camel would have been cheaper to run ,,,,,but you'd still have got wet going out!!i'm gonna go to bed nowthis bending over to use the keyboard dont get any easier,ifeel as though my ears are full of water!!!!i wish i could remember where all the keys are so i dont have to look down!!!take care of YOURSELF,as wellas everyone else.chat soon.nice to see you online.<loads a ns salxxxxx

Hiya Sorry, I've not been able to get on here til late...it's a struggle to get a minute alone, or to stand still at the moment, hopefully that should change next week when the carers start. Anyway, wanted to leave you a message to let you know I'll give you a call tomorrow, probably late afternoon if that's ok? i know you'll be in last minute blind panic mode, so if it's not a goood time I'll understand.

hiya you know you can call me anytinme,and whats panic??????i'm just having a cu[pa,then it's time to get sorted out,,,,,,s'ppose i'll have to move myself .i have to go for some new collars on monday,no doubt that'll be a major task...its all corridors,and i always get lost!!!!!!!!!!i saw the posting you got from hamish...ive never spoken to him,but it looks as thought the mad bit wasnt put in accidentally.i thought about leaving a message,but decided against it when i looked at his page.chat soonhope your okay.ns salxxx

,,,Ironing all done and sent everyone to bed, and taking an hour on here for myself.....my God I hurt everywhere! I think I'm allergic to all things domestic y'know.....I never get this 'sense of achievement or whatever' when I've done, infact, spend the whole process in a foul mood, muttering and swearing and all manner of resentful out pourings, then collapse in a pissed off heap, aching and thinking about all the nice things I could have been doing in that time...I should have been born a princess.....I keep asking mum if maybe she has my adoption papers somewhere.....I'll still call her mum.....and visit.....then once I'm queen make sure she's got all creature comforts, maybe find her a small corner of the palace.....Cor,.....I could make laws and stuff if I were Queen..hehehehe..."OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" Ofcourse, I'd let all my friends have a go....we'd fill those spikes on the rails of Buck Palace in noooooo time! OOooooh.. heck....just imagined myself as queen when I have pms...kin ell....be no bugger left! makes you think though....maybe that's what was up with Lizzie the I? Sorry..Granmama.....hehehe....think that ironing's done strange things to my head....what did I tell you?
If I don't get a chance to speak with you before....have a great time, and leave nothing in those shopping malls !!

dear me,,what you been on??i can imagine you mumblin to yourself about the ironing,,,,,,cant imagine you makin any laws...blimey!!!!!i think i'd be glad i was your friend!!!!!!i have a fluttery tummy today...i wonder if it's cos i'm nervy...or cos i had a rhubarb yoghurt last night.loads to do,but still had to turn this on as soon as i could!!!anyway,chat to you later on maybe..if not you never know when i might ring..it has ben known!!take care.ns salxxxx

....hello.....carer just been and gone....1 hour late and kin useless! Hey ho! Like I'm surprised! I think I was perhaps a little overtired lastnight....though I have to admit to quite fancying the idea of being queen.....I'd give you a shot of sitting on the throne too...Queen Smurf!

on the today, I'll catch up with you later on....I know I can for deffinate cos I got a very clean and tidy house so won't have anything else to do.....hmmmmm....am I tempting fate here? Aaah well, see you later.....and calm down you dozey mare.

excuse me for been nosey,but what exactly did this"carer" do for her hour!!!!i guess she gave you some time to go shopping,,,,made sure your mum was okay,and noted anything she thought he might need,and had a long chat with you about your needs as well??????????????????????????GET ON THE BLOODY PHONE,AND TELL EM!!!!!!!!!..i get soooooooo cross !!!are you okay??what a daft bloomin question!!big.xxxxxxx

.....she didn't even stay for 1/2 an hour...after turning up an hour late...I had already begun to bath mum when she arrived, she took over.....(without washing mums face, left wet towels on the floor, didn't clean round the bath, and dressed her for winter!)...I was straight onto the care manager, (whom I really like by the way), she was fuming...sacked the agency, is writing an 'official' complaint (they told her they couldn't even guarantee any carer turning up 'on time', let alone the rest!)...so she blew them out and is searching for new blood! Going to email her later tonight with a couple of ideas that would certainly work better for me....and mum ofcourse. One thing being, it's hard enough for my mum to ask and accept me bathing her, let alone different bloody strangers...modesty and dignity and all that. Also, it's an easy enough thing for me to do anyway, and to be honest, there's not a hell of a lot I can do in an hour with somebody else in my house.....more to the point, there's really naff all for them to do apart from bath mum. It would be far more useful, if they would agree to giving me some 'real' time off, a few hours in a block, to go shopping, take himself out, etc etc....and all they then have to do is sit and keep mum company and make cups of tea. I'll put it to her and see what she says.
Hope you manage to sneak on a bit later, be nice to see you before you go

hi sorry 2 but in,but u we're asking sal about sorting the pics 4 ur page,if u klicke n look at where i have got MY GML n klick on that it will show u how i have put things on my page..hope it helps
Annette

well,inersthey are.i wouldin tell em.you want a in sitter twice a week at least.i'll try and get on later on.ns salxxxx

it was suposed 2 say klick on my name..the keys must have locked again..

.....no apologies needed..Hello. Thanks for the tip..I'll check it out later.....and you're probably going to be very sorry you ever butted in,, cos knowing me..I'll get everything wrong and keep pestering you for advice now!

.....and I'll tell em that Smurfy ing said so!
Where you off to now then?

i'm still finding my way round as well,but if i can help in any way i will
have fun Annette