h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You got the wrong vowel, it's shot weather.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22959578

in other words! they ain't got a clue and will never find an answer

just stay with hootoo, if only for useless facts

I read there were over 11,000 lightning strikes in an hour over France and Germany early this morning. Hope you'll miss that kind of weather, at least.

If it comes, it'll be right over our heads, we're in a thunderstorm area. But so far the skies are clear.

And shet isn't even a word!

I've heard of the country where they live... Shetland. I think they look like ponies.

Neigh, we don't!

That's enough horsing around for today!

So what cheese do you hide a horse behind?






mask a pony

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Scone

What's the 2nd fastest cake in the world?

Meringueeee

What's the fastest pie to ever hit the charts?

So what cheese do you hide a horse behind?
you hide it under the cheese, it's a beef burger

And what do you do if you don't have a ?

Well that question certainly seems to have stomped them up. It has trampled an end to the horse jokes.
And on that note.
Remember banging your dustbin lids late at night can annoy and irritate your neighbours. Another good way is to slam your car doors, or you could hold all night parties, or sing in the street or..........................

Me thinks our Liquid Warrior had a misspent youth

end of horse jokes neigh neigh lad! tha' must be joking

I know, I had to gallop past the chiller cabinets.

Is that why you are so hoarse?

Nope, the horse burgers gave me the trots

Too much raddish in them?