h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wear a bikiniif it's sunny, you'll get a tanif it's raining you'll get a tan(called rust)

have a great day all of you

It's not *every* kind of weather. It's a fairly narrow spectrum - absolute zero is at zero Kelvin while the centre of the sun is 15 million Kelvin, so assuming a range of 15 degrees in which the temperature could lie tomorrow, it's about 15 / 1,500,000 or 1 x 10^-6 of the possible range in this solar system

I don't intend to freeze, Prof.

I can't follow you, Mala.

Sorry, that's 15/15,000,000 of course. Makes it all simpler, eh?

is that gas mark 4 ???

Fizzy, is that a brolly in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Sorry.

Hah .... it doubles as a weapon too if one should be needed.

Specially if you open it after insertion

Bob you - just how evil are you - you spend way too much time in Roman Britain.

No not me aer muris

If you call me that again I'll have to slap you.

Oooooo

Now tidy up Bel's thread before she gets up in the morning and has kittens.

*hides kittens in a box*

Jeeesh!


I'm a good girl I yam!

Whatever you decide to wear Bel, be sure to take a with you; useful in every kind of weather

Please don't take them to the river Mrs, please, you're a reel laydee .... let me take them home.

River!!


I wouldn't dare do that!


I was just keeping them from getting under Bel's feet in the morning

That's fine then .... just be careful they don't 'christen' the Matt.

That's okay, I've put Bel's red dress in there