h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that's a terrible looking gumboil you have there, you want to go to the dentist

No thank you, my tooth hurt ever since I went a week ago.

have you not returned and complained B'El, plus to get it seen too

Oh, I guess the nerve will calm down eventually.

yeh, but the pain/aching in the meantime

It doesn't keep me from eating or sleeping, so it's not too bad.

a couple of swift belterss, to dull the nerves

Oh yes, I guess that should ensure that the pain spreads from one spot now through my whole head afterwards.

that's the pointthen you'd forget the toothache

I guess I would, but it would keep me from eating.

We can't have you losing more weight!

I guess I could stop smoking, that should make me gain a stone or two.

Yeah

Next time I lose weight, I could try it then.

It might just work!

lose weight?

but honey, there can never be too much of a good gal