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scrambled eggs is all I can manage

Looks as if lil's left her shoe, too

*wonders what lil and the reverend have been up to whilst the host was asleep *

Scrambled will do very nicely.

*walks past a mirror, wishes he could find his collar, that mark on the neck is a bit unsightly*

he probably d and ed in a shoe

*, perhaps dancing with Lil's bola wasn't a clever idea, ...*

More please, and keep it coming ...

*hands pot to reverend*
Please, help yourself to some

*ponders what a bola is
Looks at reverend's neck *

*that fur and feathers, causes quite a friction burn*

I thank you most obsequiously, dear hostess.

*Comes out from behind sofa*

What am I doing with this? *holds up white collar*


uuurrrgh...Can I have a please...

And a lovely morning to you Lil. Ah, I see you found my shoe.

*offers the pot of *

Good morning lil
Thank you for bringing your friend, inspite of his name, his manners are perfect

Why thank you my Lady...



You have been a truely gracious hostess...

And you make a damn good cup of

*looks down and wonders why she is wearing the Reverends left shoe*


*drinks plenty of and pours more *


Hi Rev....*quiet and subdued*

places CD with sunday apropiate music on

Ahem, , hi Lil. I think you might find your shoe under the sofa cushions. And your fur-and-feather whatchamacallit on the chandelier.

What happened?

My chapel will be open in an hour for confessions. I must deal with my own first

Don't ask me, I wasn't here

So who is it who wants svcrambled eggs now ?

*finishes placing collar, puts on the apron*

I make a lovely scrambled-egg, cheese and ham, anyone. And let the hostess attend to the and s.

A to the

Noooooooooooo Thank you!!






uuurrrggh!

Perhaps just a little lightly-buttered toast for the lady Lil?