h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dearest hostess, I would not lead you astray. I might completely intoxicate a guest or two, but never the hostess.

Please NJA, that is MY sandwich you're mauling! Really

*pours a mug of vodka as a diversion*

I've always been known to be a believer - so give me some of your , please

*pours and verrrrry carefully measures kahlua*

Milady, ... *sweeping bow*

Probably just the right thing to unwind and then go to

*NJA pours Bel another laced with *


*giggles*


and s at the Reverend...

*takes the extra-strength and quickly drinks it himself. glares almost, but not quite, menacingly at NJA. swats her on the ...*

I'm probably too tired already to grasp this

Dear, stretch out alongside Venus, there's plenty of divan and coverlet for two little ladies. well.

Shhhhh !

*giggle*

*Husky voiced*

What darling Reverend?


NJA did not sthay a word!

'wakes up, stretches' ouch! my neck is stiff ...Uugh!! and i have a mouth like the bottom of a parrots cage
'hastily retreats to freshen up'

thinks we need bit of Oprah or Dr Phil to rise this Jerry Springer style

But who will play the transexual sumo wrestler?

*putters about, tidying up*

*lil wanders in because she is a good girl!*

Good morning, dear lady. The is nearly brewed. A cuppa for you?

*unwraps the hoover cord and looks for an outlet thingey*

sneaks in an stands in front of outlet

any chance of a quick ?

It's certainly late enough in the day for you, dear lady.

*draws a stout and hands it off. continues to look for an outlet, hoover trailing*

Mmmm

points to a sign on the wall

* there shalt be no Hoovering at Night *

ahem, you're not going to hoover at night are you?

Oh heavens no, I would never break a rule (that is visible). However, on this side of the room, it is still only 7:45 am and really quite untidy.

*pours a large and continues to hunt*

as it is always night somewhere........

slips down the wall in front of the outlet and goes to

*knocks a brush and dustpan to the floor*

lettuce spray

*tosses the hoover out the window. oops, it should have been opened first. sits down with *