h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you tried thinking "invisiblity"? Perhaps then you will be here AND things kick up.

I don't think that would help somehow, i'm more in need of matchsticks to stay awake!

'sips '

As the dutiful son of a plumbing and heating contractor, I recommend and offer duct-tape. Painlessly holds the lids open. Removal, however, is quite another story

yeah i end up with half an eyebrow and no eyelashes!!

Nothing that 6 - 10 piercings wouldn't mask. Atleast until all the swelling fades.

Can't quite fathom the piercing trend, particularly tongue and facial. And the more "southerly" ones just make me shudder at the thought.

tongue piercing is meant to give pleasure in err....'tries to find tactful word'....oral s*x so i'm told As for other piercings ooeer!! not for the faint hearted i think, and not my cup of tea at all. Ears and thats it. I do like men with pierced ears though My daughter had her nipple pierced Rhiannon took great pleasure in telling everyone

Consider that the tongue is by-far the most hazardous because of possible contamination. I would have to imagine the rewards being somewhat better than fantastic. I can manage to puncture myself accidentally with various mechanical and domestic chores. I'll not pay someone to do it to me.

But then to each according to their tastes. For you, more and another stronger for me.

I could'nt bare to have a rod put through my tongue, its bad enough when you accidently bite it
But like you say each to thier own

'looks at empty glass' another would be be most welcome

did I land in Jerry Springer show?

Nope, just an idle chat that wandered while waiting for you fine people to return.

Meanwhile, I stepped out for a second and couldn't get that hootoo door open again. (controlled )

'starts drifting of to sleep'

*finds Serephina's prod*

*poke*

Ouch!!! Hey! 'suddenly becomes very alert' what was that for? 'grabs cushion and lobs it at Rev'

Wait until Serephina realises her prod is missing

Revie... then you will know the difference between cursing and cursed!!!









In fact I think I will just go and tell her!!!

Oh dear time for a quick exit i think

But it was just lying amid the cushions, honest ...

* to the kitchen to hide, and make *

Eh!! you mean i've been sat on Sandra's 'prod' all this time....OMG!! 's to the kitchen to hide behind Rev'

*washing hands VERY thoroughly. no idea where that thing has been*

i really DON'T want to think about it!!
'checks to make sure skin is'nt broken'

*applies antiseptic swab to affected area. applies a full bottle of to the affected lady*