h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*there is a nock at the door and in walk four imps carrying a set of DJ decks and a large box of LP's*

Your late....

*imps cower and begin to set up the stuff*

Now we can get the party started...

So what was the request.... Queen....

*rumages through the LP's*

Aha here we are...

Queens Greatest Hits Vol I good for everyone...

*hic, ... now unsure which hand to wave with, is unsuccessful with either*

Ahhh, another Glenfiddich

*hic*

What Venus bails out before 10pm... no wonder she's been missing all the paarrrtttteeees!!

Now come on... Get that music sorted out!!


*grabs a *

*Kicks off shoes and begins to dance around the living room*

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Ah great, music

*cowers, ... has been danced at by Lil*

*hic*


*sips * Hi Revie Babes..........howsya doin'?


Lucifffffffferrrrrrr!

*husky voiced*

My Master....shall we dance???

*sat with a smile on my face*

Grabs another and downs it....

*stood in the makeshift DJ booth spinning tunes*

Sorry Lil I will have to pass on that dance someone has to run the music....

But I know FS is a great dancer...

*sips a *

*grabs another and downs it*

I knew you would suggest that *lmao*

Don't Deny it FS...

I have seen you bust some wicked moves in your time...

All you need is a few s down you and you are John Travolta incarnate....

And I don't think you have ever had the unique pleasure of dancing with Lil....

No Luicfer not had the pleasure and I always heard you took the mic out of my dancing...

but a compliment is a compliment even the intent behind it...

Well at least I don't do the squaddie sidestep

*grabs a *

Now this should go to my head..

* comes in . Looks for left collars, boas, shoes or other clothes *
Ah, no clothes left this time .
*Collects all the and starts washing them up.

It comes to something when you have to clear up after a party you did'nt attend eh!

Yes, but I'm glad to see that you made it this time
How are you, want some ?

Yes i managed to pop in for a while
would be nice, shall i put the kettle on?

That would be great

Fancy to have a or rather ?

I havent got time for either now its time to work calls
see ya later

Bye, see you later

*wakes up slumped over his decks after an 8 hour set*

Good Morning B'Elana...

I didn't see you the party last night..

Can I give you a hand...

*starts collecting the rest of the *

Good morning Col
, there was an urgent phone call that kept me from going on with the washing up
for lending a helping hand
I had a bit of a yesterday, so decided to - at my age it's better if you know your limits