h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's no fire - some eejit has extinguished it.


Lil, you can get up now ...... why are you swooning when the barbie has gone out.


*Ahem, I'm sorry sir, my friend appears to have taken one of her turns*

Oi!!


What about the kiss of life!


What have you done, ?

You let'em go!

What could I do


There was NO FIRE.


Some people may *actually* need those 12 hunks you know.


I told you to leave the fire until I got home, but no, no, you knew better and let DQ put it out, so you can hardly complain now.


I'll ring you an ambulance if you like - if you're still feeling

I never let DQ put it out..

.. I was too busy swooning in here!

Well, it's barbie season, so we'll try again another night.

BTW, that little man sitting by the puddle - is it Mel Gibson or Gary Coleman.

*looks out*

Dunno.. it's dark..

still stoking the embers ??who have to burnt now

Well, you know it takes Different Strokes.

I wood-n't have believed it

I said nuffink!

DAN DAN DAAaaaahh.....??

What the blazes have you lot been up to here?

Who made all this mess? And why does it all smell of smoke?

And why are there puddles everywhere??

Turn my back for an afternoon....

Well that makes two of us saying nuffink.


What are we talking about then.

ummm.. Nuffink.. honest injun!

Hey Hoggster, just in time.


Get this place tidied will you.

Who? Me?



Tidy?

Err, I think you must have me mistaken for someone who looks like me...

I don't do the "tidy" thing - just ask the missus!!

I'd suggest you give it a try - you were almost replaced by 12 hunky firemen tonight.


... and we still have their phone number.

You can make 12 hunky firemen come just by phoning them?

What, is it an 0898 number??

Yes, Please

Yes, Please

Yes, Please


*practises swooning again*

Put the tongue away, lil, and pick your chin up off the floor... you're leaving more puddles...