h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. But you weren't in the same room 100% of the time, were you?

RF

True - shouldn't I have left for a minute ?

...and that's all I have to say about that.

RF

Oh lordy, what did I miss?

*kicks himself for being such a coward and his inability to budget*

I think I'd have tried bouncing the bed if you'd been there Roymondo

I'd probably have ended up on the floor wether you bounced it or not.

Weell, we hasdn't yet started the serious drinking when we were invited to bounce the bed

Strewth, can't wait to see the pics from this meet!!

Really beautiful pics - the only problem is, i don't know the names of all the churches

*aaarrgghh*

*stamps foot in totally authentic Neanderthal wobbly-throwing fit*

*neighbour taps on wall*

*calms down*

*goes back to work*

You know the names of our churches by chance ? It would be a great help, really

You don't need to know the names of churches. A brief description will do.

"Drunk B'El climbs ivy to steal cross"

"RF eats ivy, preventing B'El returning to hotel so he can spend time with moustached woman"

I'm not quite sure if this sounds as if <I had a moustache I want to make sure that I don't - I repeat : don't - have a moustache - not a huge bosom

I'm not making sense (I'm Footbacon, nice to meet you. ) I mean, he's a possum disguised as a dungaree wearing builder.

- now that explains all

I DO NOT WEAR DUNGAREES!

RF

p.s. Nor do I build.

*Eventually looks up: dungarees*
Ok, you don't wear them

But you are a possum.

Yes.

But no dingarees.* Or even dungarees.

RF

* As worn by dingoes.

Numbat seepage!