h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well the good thing is that they've given you all fair warning, which is more than a lot of folks I know got. And at least you know you'll be able to get by without struggling too much. And you're such a dude, you shouldn't have any problem getting another job !

Got any vacancies in the church offices there ??? ..... I make a good tea boy .... and am always willing to do the cake shop run ..

XXXXX

I'll keep an eye out for you

Kristy ....

Any time in the next two years will do ....

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Much happening at the weekend ??? ... any plans for entertainment ??

Love Chris. XXXX

Hello stranger ......

Hey kid

Everyone's nicked out for a meeting, so I should be allowed to play for a while (hopefully )

How are things going there ?

*(Did I mention I MISSED YOU??)*

Missed you too .....

Hows things with the Boy ???? .......

Believe it or not there is now a 'Girl' ...... met her on here

Oh Chris that’s in’ fantastic !!

So, tell me all the goss…who is she, how long’s this been going on…how’s it all going?

*puts on her Mum voice*

See child, I *told* you that you would find someone…you’re too good a catch to be alone !

All is well and good with the boy…still getting used to him not being around so much…but good

Kristy ...

How come he's not around so much ??? .... is this what you were talking about before ??? ....

Her name is Karen ... she is a year older than me and her name on here is 'Muvmuvmuv keeper of pocket money and keys to the car' ...

Met for the first time last Friday (she came to see the shiny things with me) ... She is coming down here Saturday week to meet the Family .. We get on well

He's not around so much because I moved in with my sister and she doesn't like him

Oh well, it will sort itself out in time...and if it doesn't, I can always move again

Oh I'm super glad for you sunshine !! I will light my special occassion candle and think shiny happy thoughts for you. You're one of the sweetest men on the planet, and the world doesn't make sense to me when good people aren't appreciated !

Kristy

Thanks for that .....

Shame about the boy and your sis .... makes things a little awkward .... thought your sis might be a bit more understanding if only for your happiness ????

So I take it you have a new postal address ???

Make sure you keep me posted !

(what starsign is she ?)

As for my sister, well we’ll see what happens. Hopefully it’s just teething problems and it will get better in time…and if not it’s not the end of the world…it will just take a little while to sort things out again

On the plus side, the more time we spend apart the less chance there is of him getting bored of me, right ??

And yes, I do have a new address, I'll email it to you !

*just off to lunch, back soon!*

Kristy ....

ok just shout when you are back ....

I have returned

Kristy ....

Did I mention that the Factory that I work in is being closed down within the next two years ?????

Giving us lots of help to look for new jobs .... help with writing CV's and interview techniques , Providing money for retraining .... and a whopping great redundancy ....

Yeah you did tell me that. I’m keeping my eyes open for a job for you down here, remember

Although now you’ll probably want to stay closer to home

At least they’ve given you plenty of notice, right ? And I daresay there’d be other places you could go

Well fingers crossed .... a nice lump sum of cash and straight into a new job would be ....

Be nice to have a couple of months off though .... or maybe even retire at 50 .... ??? think of all the golf I could play ...

How long have you been living with your sis ??? is it far from where you were ??

You may as well take some time off…you’ve been working very hard for a very long time, you deserve a break

And if you feel like taking a trip to sunny Australia, you know you have a drinking buddy here!

I can’t wait for retirement…all the daytime television I’ve been missing out on

Only moved in about a week or two ago..still getting used to the way it all works. It’s only about 10 minutes away from my last place, and this one is closer to the boy, so it’s not too bad

Kristy ....

I take it that its a little easier on the money sharing with your sister ?? .... is it just the two of you ??



p.s

Was that comedian you liked 'Kevin Wilson' ????