h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Localised Girl,

yeah i think you know what i was on about, or at least i think thats to what your replying too lol Awol said you mentioned it on msn but ill ask you sometime over the phone rather than here

you drunk all your Mums beer?! thats discusting lol mind saying that i drunk all the rich vodka, and polished off bar 1 bottle all the wine, threw in a few sidekicks aswell (i bought them pmslmfao) oh and 6 bottles of cava..not all at once though over the last 2 weeks but i blame himself if he didnt go round locking drinks cabinets i wouldnt have to show him the error of his ways! the tight lol oh and i dyed my hair - did i already tell you that?

no can do on the 'hunk' calender im afraid i especially need the fireman and the cowboy for my own 'therapy' **shivers like homer simpson when he thinks of ** (yeah alright whatever lol) tell you what though i got a poster of december lying NAKED in red silken sheets, i think decembers can have that if you want good fortune we could all do with but id temporarily settle for a good man (good in a bad way mind )

vampy is there such a thing as a good man

alex

nope alas not on this planet, believe me, i actually have a anti-men group set up, wanna join?

vamp
yer must be that then, hey they bought it for all to share, i dont like sharin hehe n yer too rite serves em right for not lockin cabinet but hey, whats a girl to do!!
what colour ya got? lol i wont comment on my opinion on that haha u know what i say
if ya wanna settle for a good man then happy huntin, dont hol dya breath n all that lol dont even get me started hehe theres a wee song i like ot sing at these times

"men HUH what r they good for ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN sing it again"

hahahaha

muahahahaha

*strikes of list* LocalisedGirl as someone to promulgate with.

jab

eh? lol
awww u not all bad hehe

just showin men have their uses

vampy where do i sign

jab

hmmm, that be fixin cars n erm.......lol
thats what makes ann summers so great...shows u dont need men really haha

I forgot, I was waiting for something...
it wasn't that kick in the shin was it?

Alex,

no he dont exist, i think he was made up in fairytales to mislead girls but why prolong the inevitable, we should learn the truth early on and therefore not live with false hopes and continual disappointment lol

who wants to be "good" anyhow

...yes being Excellent if far better!

Localised Girl

no i dont like sharing either so i drunk (nearly) all the lot pmsl (by the way to all the tee-totaling lurkers, i rarely drink honest its just i spent nearly 2 weeks in a ghost town and i was BORED to tears, had to get through it somehow, and being in an intoxicated state for half of it it helped a lot lmao) erm he did lock it eventually, good job i know where he keeps the key (same place hes kept it for the last 20 odd years)
i only dyed it for that night, it was sposed to be 'blue' - for 1 night only but it went green! lol

yeah im not holding my breath life is short enough ffs lol

Jab

actually your quite right, there are a few men that are good for something, ill acknowledge that

have you washed up your supper plates yet? lmfao

Alex,

see Localised girl, shes got all the paperwork lol

Localised Girl

'ann summers'? <
pmslmfao

Jerk,

nope wasnt the kick in the shin though that is all part of the service lol

i never actually said 'good' originally i think i said id settle for good in a bad way lol

Jab
re: post 72

being modest are we? lol

Just agree with Jerk, there are many ways to be bad or good

"Super plates" Using plates? YOUR'RE posh