h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dad im coming back home now so see you very shortly.
NOT Scott lolpmp

WebbedFeet

hello
yeah couldnt miss him really, he was skulking around in my conversations the other night lol
spare room? for boy? you can 'FO'! lmsao i couldnt cope with the phone bills, id probably ending up kicking the 'S' out of him then wrapping the phone cord round his neck, not before his payday though, wouldnt kill him before he'd payed the bill!!!!! im not that daft no room at this inn!!!!! lol






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boy

yes we know you are still there, and? pmsl

hi tony, sweet and Scott htt hows u all

Alex,

didnt realise your guestbook was the public 1 lol
im well, same as..so whats new with you then?

vampy wots new with me answer employment it feels great i never been so happy it taktakes my mind off my probs

Alex,

your working now? thats great! can i tap you for a loan? i need about a £1000, you can have it back at about shall we say 20p p.w, is that ? LOL
should do wonders for your confidence being out in the workforce again, so whats the job? selling ladies underwear? make up dept. at Boots? shoe shop salesperson? or taking a wild guess erm car mechanic? lmao
stay happy then, its Christmas, or do as i do get p****d lol gets you through this 'happy' time yuck quicker, season of goodwill? think im going to heave
take care

Im A shop assistant wish i could work in those fields u suggested

hiyathought you had got r.s.i you can have scott with pleasure long as you put the lock on your fonehe dont cost to much to keep only bout £200 per week at the mo lol he will find the difference when he gets his is own place lmfao ne way chat soontony

hi Tony hows u n ur lovely young lorna

Alex,

yeah just think, if you was in ladies lingerie all the staff discounts you could get..wooh might apply myself lol

yep but if i worked at Anne Sommers lol

Hiya Webbed Feet,

whats r.s.i?
a son is for life! not just for Christmas find some other mug to palm him off with lmao hes getting his own place? ffs the shock of reality and day to day living might kill him! you think hes ready for so much responsibilty after your years of molly coddling him? lol

Alex,

Ann Summers? for what? the toys? pmsl yeah now that might be fun, do they have a clothing/footwear catolgue? (they only used to have under/nightwear last time i was at 1)
if you get a job there, let me know! email me i want the catolgue

Vampy scottott is gr8 isnt he lol

lol u will b notified gal as as u a sweet friend

hinobody else will have himlast year they asked ed if we wanted a biafren for christmas but didnt taste very good so settled for scott that was our mistake lol dont think he will able to to cope on his own,as to rsi you told me you was intelligent every1 knows wot rsi is but just to refresh your memoremory its what you get when you type a lot lol

alex hiya we are gr8 ta see ee you got a job then good fd for you just in timtime for xmas hope your keeping well chat soon tony&lorna

Tony how is yoomeland

Alex,

Scott is 'gr8'? define gr8, do you compare gr8 to toothache? pmsl

Oi Alex you nearly missed that post! what have i told you about comparing me to that word (sticks fingers down my throat) sweet! yuck!

**pokes you in the eye** lol

Webbed Feet,

nobody else will have him? and your telling me why? i dont do sympathy LOL

what i get when i type a lot or fast is errors, my keyboards possesed and it has a stutter!