h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear... Im sory. I dint mean it like that. Im just saying that what with everything recently im not sure what i want and i dont want anything drastic right now. I like you, but now is a bad time in my life and i need you more as a friend... this quote sums it up i think.... "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives."

hey hey heyyyy........sshhhh.....i'm still here! I'm your friend before even faintly THINKING about anything else!
It's what I'm here for! I'm also here for gentle ribbing.
I'm not here to start forcing you to decide things....i'm here for light fluff like clouds and cuddles and humour!
*pats bean bag* come here and i'll stroke your hair and tell you nice things

Good... i got worried that i was losing you there.

Tell me nice stuff... im feeling down and in pain and lonely...

ach! Im always telling you nice stuff!
*strokes your hair out of your face*
well......

If you like, in the summer I'll come and see you or you can come and see me, and I'll take you out for lunch somewhere that you like, and we'll go and see lots of things and be really silly. If you like you can come and stay with me and we can go into Birmingham which is actually a really cool place. You could meet my doggy who is very friendly and lovely and silent....she would like you I think. I could give you nice food and icecream that you could eat in bed with my silly duvet cover with cats on.

I taught german to a class of 10 year olds today and they had loads of fun with me learning parts of the body. They all thought it was really funny that a bum was called a Po. They want me to come back every week to teach them.

I don't know what else to tell you without you being here to be told

*pulls post from wreckage*
This thread WILL survive!

I wait in anticipation for you to return from swanning round being biological.

I haven't really got much to tell you. This is day two of Yasmin working at Warwick County Council and I'm bored to tears. You know me well enough to know that i ave to have something to do. Today i was comparing phone numbers and names across two excel sheets and then doing some filing. The filing wasn't that bad but it was all very monotonous. I'm thinking of running round the chambers of commerce or something to brighten up the week.

Are we planning some kind of meeting during the summer or not?

Thread will survive ok.....

Im back. And sleepy... very sleepy. Was a great trip! Such a beautiful place. Loads of scary animals to handle and stuff, and seaweed to wade through and rivers to wade through and yummy ness. Did you miss me?

Im sure the council work will be going ok! Did it brighten up eventually? I have a week at home now before i go away with Matthew for a week down south. That'll be good....

So... what are Yazmin's plans for the summer... where you off to and what you doing?

Missed you!
xxx

YAY! you're back

The council work was okay in the end but VERY boring!
My plans for the weekend:
painting the house
worrying about my mum who seems to have gone nuts
worrying about my parents who are threatening to divorce
being silent with sarah for a fortnight
Scheming how to lure Gene into meeting.

OOOO shes excited im home. *feels *

Enjoy painting - what colour? Dont stress about your rents... they'll muddle through and if they dont you wont lose wither of them coz they love both love you dearly. What happend with sarah? Tell me... or i'll worry.... Scheming isnt a nice thing!

I just got a new job for the summer! Woooo! Im being paid as a barmaid and I have to sing too! Yey! xxx

Haha! sounds a fun job to me! I'm still aiming just for sainsburys as the height of my career point right now.

I think....well it's not magnolia the house is being painted...but something similar...you can see the excitement glittering in my eyes!

Sarah is just being a complete cow to all and sundry and not all that many people are noticing. Im putting it down to the fact that she's work waaaayy too much overtime, but she was being nasty before she started work so
Also she thinks she's being clever and making phil (exex) think he's got a chance when really he doesn't. She's just trying to be manipulative and that's not nice. Unfortunately for her...Phil and i know only too well what her game is...so it's a bit sad for her really. Any second now if we wanted we could really set off a bomb under her.

Scheming...is fine! it's for a nice cause! And even if I have to turn up on your doorstep it will still....sorta...be good and funny!
Come onnnn!!!!!

Well good luck with sainsbury is all i can say. Have you thought about Pizza Hut perhaps?

My house is going to be burgandy purple and lots of velvet and chiffon. A vvvvvv saucy den. Yours?

So tell me what is the realtionship between you and sarah now? Im confused!

yeah scheming is fine. But with all the stuff going on right now im not up to planning more than the next hour. Maybe later in the holidays ok? Im sorri - im not being evil, just exhausted and stressed out etc

kitten licks gorjus
xxxxxxx

Meh! relationship with me and sarah? well not a lot really. I've managed to persuade her to go back to the doctor about her violent mood swings after i made her realise what a bitch she's been being to me. It's hard to catch her at a good moment though so I was lucky to get hold of her then.

I can't go for Pizza Hut because there isn't one all that close to me. There is one in Coventry but it seems to be pretty established. We shall see....i sent it in today.

Like the sound of burgandy purple! I don't know what to do my bedroom in yet...Something light and modern i suppose.

I understand fine about the scheming...I'll just carry on sitting here singing your praises to all my mates and keeping away from Stealth.

ooook... shall i avoid talking baout sarah? sounds like a sore point.

Shame - theres loads of PHs here and alot of peps i know work in them. And you can get a 30% discount there if you work for them too...

Not just my room gona be those colours - my wgole flat... mmmm. all planned. I think your room will be blue and pink like mine is at the mo. Fushia pink that is.

Why do u need to avoid Stealth? He's lovely really! Whats been said? And what have youi said bout me to your mates? Im all curious now and ed

xxxx

Oh ive been going on about how great you are and how i really want to meet you and stuff. The usual starter for a conversation is now..."dont talk about gene"

Sarah...well sort of a sore point but hey!

I just cycled 5km! I'm all hot and sweaty now.

My room's going to be blue and fuschia? What kind of blue?

Hows it going with you and dan?

oh and Stealth doesn't like me cos i...i dunno actually!...i put in something that seemed irrelevent in a convo when we were all going on about you...BUT it was related to the thing the thread was originally about and he spazzed!

And also...i find him smarmy and slimy...sorry i cant help it but thats the way it is. He doesnt like me so i feel rather...unwilling...

sky blue....

aww bless - im amused if they do say dont talk about me. me = flattered....

Hot and sweaty huh? I can think of otherystuff that could add to that...

Me and dan are ok... ive had his best mate continually telling me how much dan adores me and worries about me and stuff. All sweet stuff... purrrrrr.

Im sure stealth doesnt not like you, hes probably just not sure how far he can trust you. I dont know... but really he is lovely...

Stealth hasn't been too nice to me so I'm just sort of hovering in convos with him in.

You know it must be something odd about me or something but as soon as I stop cycling I get on here, which means everytime i talk to you I'm hot and sweaty. So what would that other stuff be then?

I'm glad dan's mate's telling you this...but...why can't dan just say it himself?

Haha! sarah sulked today cos i was talking about you.... who knows? Not that i would just try and make her jealous...no point and not nice for you.

Hmm....i want a sherbet dipdab...

You gonna send me that music?

Hmmm... give me an example of stealth not being nice, coz i dont ee it. sorry.

Always hot and sweat when you talk to me... should you be telling me this about you and your toothbrush?

Dan cant say it himself coz he doesnt want to upset me. I got it out of him today. He knows im sensitive and he was worried about setting me off again. I showed him itd be better to talk to me and set me off than push us appart, so now we're stronger than ever together...

Sarah jealous of me? Why? Tell me the story... i want to be flattered...

I'll send you the music when i get back from my *band camp* next week .... i have to copy some stuff first. You dont get me a s classical music gal though... sure you want to hear it?

Yeah i want to hear it...Don't go judging me...*shudders at thought of (spit) classic music*

Well if you go look in.....whats that thread where we were all throwing in music first? well after your dingdong i tried to go back to music and stealth did a whole "if you're worried about it being irrelevent then why did you put it in?" thing...and well...go look i suppose...

I'm glad you and Dan are cool. I'm just not keen on people saying stuff through other people (if that made sense).

I'm always hot and sweaty cos of the cycling! Although it might be worsened by the fact that it's you.....

There's nothing to tell about Sarah. We're cool, you're cool, the world is cool (well it's quite warm but ya know!). She just said "Oh stop going on about this girl! If you want to talk about her so much then why don't you bloody well go out with her then?" I then....slinked away.

I'm in the process of updating my website at the moment...doing obscure bits nobody ever looks at like the music pages

Hmmm well, i'll find some nice music for u! And it'll be me playing some, so that makes it special right?

I did look at that thread, but really he doesnt seem pissed off. I guess it depends on how you read it, but seriously im sure he didnt mean it horribley!

I get what you mean about dan... im all about us again. Im really gona miss him the next two weeks coz we're both away... *cries* Im abit pissed of that he wont sleep with me now though... incase it happenes again, but i think i solved that today too... *phew*

If i didnt know better id say you were coming on to me again... or maybe im getting back on couse to feeling better again. Did i tell you about my 21 yr old yesterday? Its on a thread i had with Steph, but it may have not been one your on... basically i got chatted up by this 21yr old car dealer with a squeaky voice who looks like a vole... lol. BUt today i had a bunch of my boy's mates try get into my pants before e turned up. They were vvvv sheepish about it when they found out i was dan's girl... lol

Im amused by this thi g with sarah... tell her im a nice girl! Id never be eveil or take you for a aride... dya think shes missing the attention from you?

Im hurt - im not on your site!

awww poppet! you can't be on the site unless you give me some details to put on! It's hard enough squeezing the details over MSN let alone email! You give me some nice things and you will go STRAIGHT up!
Maybe youre just too to go on it.

You reckon I'm coming onto you again eh? I reckon I might as well...depends if you want me to be...

I don't think Sarah misses the attention....but if it went away then she would certainly miss it and start hankering. She keeps saying she wants to do something with me...but the thing is that she's got so little time cos shes always at work! not my fault in any way!

I felt got at by Stealth but its not just that...theres something about him thats just slightly TOO "united we stand against the evils that make the world go round"....i know i know...im prob just jealous that he gives you two so much attention and me none...and then he steals my show all the time...

luuurrrrvveeee you!!! *sorry in really odd fun bouncey mood*