h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sorry make a correction to that...
Sarah here:
http://www.geocities.com/happytincbh/bsccf/RAFpics/Poledancing.jpg

sorry make a correction to that...
Sarah here:
http://www.geocities.com/happytincbh/bsccf/RAFpics/Poledancing.jpg

I couldnt link to any of those pages *cries*... My website is down at the moment, but it'l be back up soon. Then I'll post you the addy. Ok?

Interesting plan of action about sarah, bu what if she really is sure that she doesnt want it. Can i ask? Do your parents know about your being gay? I dont know if i should tell mine or how to....

My boy just got back from portugal. Which is all well and good except I lways feel obliged to have sex wih him or give him head or sumat.... and the thing is he never doeds back again so i havfe no idea how to you know... persuade him... hmmmmmm.

How were todays exams?????

hmmmmm!!!! I wonder why the link didnt work! Okay if you go to the main page of my site... http://www.geocities.com/happytincbh
then....go to CCF (bottom right corner) then go to the bottom of the page and click on RAF Camp Pics....youll find her.
Im....in there somewhere *shrugs* Im sure youll find a pic of me looking terrible in those pictures.
I thought you didnt really think much of your boy? Maybe I got confused along the way here. I dont really know how to persuade him....I've never had much trouble *blushes*. Erm you could....sort of....do lots of kissing etc etc but not actually do anything to him and kinda....guide him your way instead.

If sarah really doesnt want to know me then....Ill still have brought some marmite sandwiches with me....stupid thing is that she was acting just like normal all the way until then! Serious! Id only just seen her the day before and although we'd argued it wasn't anything that big! She just seems really f****d up at the minute....Id be incrediably embarrassed if she now stumbled upoin this convo but i dont think she knows anything about this site.

My parents know Im gay.....it was one of the most embarrassing things in the world! I accidently left something I wrote on the computer lying aruond and dad read it. Lets say it wasnt the sort of thing you could just slap a PG sticker on *cringes*
But yeah they're both cool about it. My dad is aways hinting that I'll sort of...grow out of it and Ill get married and have kids...but other than that theres nothing wrong. He did have a bit of a double take when he discovered that I had in fact ahad sex with a guy and followed me round the houes asking questions but i locked myself in the bathroom till he went away.

It might be nice to tell your parents....cos then...if you get a girlfriend you can bring her home and it'll all be fine and dandy! Like sarahs parents dont (didnt?) know about us and her mum always said things like "oh they spend all their time up in sarahs room, I cant imagine what they find to do" and we both went red :D

I like my boy - i just dont love him. He makes me jumpy sometimes and im scared he'll; hurt me alot. I dont believe him when he compliments me, so basically its like that. No idea what I'll do, but to be honest sex doesnt do it for me unless its S+M... i find the pain and suspense more of a turn on. But he wont do that coz he's scared to hurt me. *sucks*

Even if she knows about this site, there are thousands of papges and she doesn't know your screen name i dont think so its highly unlikely... You like marmite? my friend wrote a poem fro me about that. I'll post it later.

My parents are sort of phobic. Id be scared to tell them. I dont even take my boy home coz they are soooooooooooooo embarrassing. They talk about sex all the time, but then they expect me to be a virgin when i leave home... yeah right! My ex - tara, she's my best friend so she's around alot anyway. My rents just think of her like that. hohummmm.... painful.

Is sarah gay or bi??? x

I can see how S+M can be the way to turn you on...however I can also see how your guy (name?) could be worried to hurt you. I mean does he know all about the other stuff?

I think Sarah could easily figure out my screen name. Its the same as my email
Oh and to be honest...Im not sure if even sarah is sure whether she's gay or bi....I mean I knew she was bi but now she seems more...gay

Your parents are funny I guess they need to get a bit more of a grip on life. Maybe don't tell them about girls for a while until they can get to grips with guys first! Don't you think it might be a bit of a shock?

What do you mean when you say they talk about sex all the time? The actual act of it or the social aspects or what?

What's Tara like? I'm always interested in people's friends.

yeah dan (the boy) knows about the history and that is part of why he'd never do it. But he'd also never hurta fly.He's asafe boy... maybe thats why im with him...

Hmmm - doubt sarah would think to search for you so no worrys (just coz she dont realise your on here). I spent years thinking i was straight, coz ben used to go on about how it was wrong to be otherwise. He really didnt like tara. So i was sort of bi-curious. Only realised i was bi when i got into a an oral orgie with four of my friends last year (sorry for the detail).... then me and tara went out.

My parents are an embarrassment. They talk about chocolate body paint and make jokes out of it (was really embarrassing for dan coz id just bought him some - hee hee) Or they make really bad innuendo. They dont think people my age should be sexually active, but they dont gop on about that so much. Its more the embarrassing coz they're so open about it. Im one of those poeple who can hack that their parents have sex, but talking about it is worse for me.

Tara... she's 19 and engaged to a guy called mark. She's got a month old baby called Zora and shes beautiful (tara). Shes got wast length hair which she frequently changes the colour of. At the moment it's purple with pink streaks. She's bi and a wytche like me... she's 6 foot and the same bra size as me. (34DD)

What would you like to me? x

Why is everyone in the world a 34DD except me!!!!

She sounds nice. Whats the baby called?

Parents tend to be embarrassing if only because they are trying to sort of...connect with their children. But if you have a problem with it then why don't you tell them? Or say it embarrasses Dan and can they not talk about that sort of thing when he's here? Like my rents NEVER talk about sex (well not much) when sarahs there. Or you could try talking to them about like....proper sex things....not the frivolities (what a word!)

Oh yeah and what does the body choc taste like? Oh and don't be embarrassed....i had a whole embarrassing convo with sarah about f*****g me with other things....now THAT is embarrassing.
Should we really be talking about this?

What size are you then.... let me guess.... 34/32 and a C cup?

Kid's called Zora. its hard for me to be around her coz of my lost baby. She'd be just over 1 yr old now. *cries*

I told them they were an embarrassment and my dad said - rally? me? never! and then he carried on. They dop it on purpose. Believe me, we do talk about proper sex - they flipped when they found my vibrator... (oops)

Body choc tastes of.... well, the ann summers one tastes of expensive belgium icecream sauce. The othery ones taste of choc spread. Can i beat you with embarrassing sex stuff... ever had veggie sex? (wimpers)

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Shucks I've gone really giggly and childish now

You don't want to lose weight as fast as I do! I lost a stone in three weeks once! THAT was scary!
Anyway I like girls not to be too thin! It would be terrible!

What do you mean the toothbrush would tickle? wait until you'v tried! The first time I used it I was really weirded out but it works!

I hate strawberries which is a shame cos sarah really likes them....wait! Im not going out with sarah anymore! argh! this could be a problem! Oh wait! Update on sarah...shes gone completely into exam mode now so Ive backed away and turned my mobile phone off. But last night she said she wanted a cuddle. Now i can't decide if she would have said this to anyone cos she was tired and vulnerable but she also said that she feels like shes got a void inside her, like the opposite of "fulfilled"
How does that sound?

Apart from Steve....well I suppose 13...after steve I got rather driven into a backlash for a while. It was kinda sad though because when i really loved someone I had trouble being physical with them. Straight after steve I couldnt even hug my parents for fear of "contaminating" them. And then when sarah came round....well we had ALL SORTS of problems there which really hurt her.

Shucks I've gone really giggly and childish now

You don't want to lose weight as fast as I do! I lost a stone in three weeks once! THAT was scary!
Anyway I like girls not to be too thin! It would be terrible!

What do you mean the toothbrush would tickle? wait until you'v tried! The first time I used it I was really weirded out but it works!

I hate strawberries which is a shame cos sarah really likes them....wait! Im not going out with sarah anymore! argh! this could be a problem! Oh wait! Update on sarah...shes gone completely into exam mode now so Ive backed away and turned my mobile phone off. But last night she said she wanted a cuddle. Now i can't decide if she would have said this to anyone cos she was tired and vulnerable but she also said that she feels like shes got a void inside her, like the opposite of "fulfilled"
How does that sound?

Apart from Steve....well I suppose 13...after steve I got rather driven into a backlash for a while. It was kinda sad though because when i really loved someone I had trouble being physical with them. Straight after steve I couldnt even hug my parents for fear of "contaminating" them. And then when sarah came round....well we had ALL SORTS of problems there which really hurt her.

giggles! You like not thin girls? What context of like are we using here... *flirts* (if ud rather i didnt flirt i can stop)

I may be forced to discover the delitghts of toothbrushes... my vibe's batteries are dead * cries*... How long does it take you to, erm,.... *ooo* (hope that makes sense)

Just be there for sarah, it wouldnt be fair to take advantage of tiredness.....!!!!

What about icecubes?

I was the opposite of you i think. After ben i wouldnt have straight sex until last september and lesbian sex last summer. I had and still have flashbacks when im with dan now... i have to stop and do normal stuff....

Waht sort of problems did you have with sarah?

I would stop in the middle of stuff or like just when she started f*****g me or something. It was all rather sad. I'd just suddenly remember steve and cry. She didnt really understand for a long time. I would suddenly stop and have to stare at her for ages to remind myself that she isnt steve and never will be.

Icecubes are fun! I tried those with one person and they were fun but....well tasteless.

I don't like really thin girls because they have nothing there! I mean I include myself here! I don't think I could go out with myself....actually maybe i could

Tell me a bit more about what you look like.

I wasnt like that with a girl, but i am still with dan. He understands. Ive never been able to cry infront of though. I want to coz i think he thinks im really strong and that i never break down. But truth be told i cry myself to sleep most nights.

We froze wine icecubes and got drunk by having the sex... heehee

I dont mind thin or not thin girls... i dont tend to go for blondes though...

Me... well... im 5ft8/9ish... shoulderlength thick chestnut hair, blue eyes, but i hide behind glasses (not coz i need them that much but peps can see me when i dont wear them. Ive got one arm i saved from any cuts, coz i wanted one part of me that wasnt floored. Between my breasts ive got a ruler straight scar, directly down the centre of me. That was from ben. Erm... birthmark next to my tummibutton. long legs, but size 7 feet. hairless everywhere else on my body coz im not a fan of it.

Now you

I've got very dark brown hair thats sort of short....not really short but above my shoulders and just brushing my collar. I'm 5'5". I've got sort of brown skin but not really.....Im part Malay but look very english just with touches of orient (as sarah says).
I have many face freckles. Ive got a tea-stain birthmark on my left bum cheek. I've got size 5 feet. I've got small hands and buggered up wrists but i dose up on painkillers before doing anything fun.
I've only got cuts down my right arm. I've got rid of all the scars from Steve...well mostly.
I weigh 8stone.
I should wear glasses but hate them and try to wear contacts most of the time. I have truffle brown eyes.
I have a very brown tummy thats very flat and has a small mole on the right side.
erm what else?

I'm half dutch and ive got sort of olivy skin. My mum used to live in malaysia...

So do u self harm? Or have self harmed?

Im 10stone *cries* but the weights in my huuuuge boobs.

I love brown eyes, they sound beautiful.

What is your favourite feature in yourself?

I have done but not any more.
My brown eyes are really nice....deep and with dark streaks going in.
Theres nothing wrong with being 10stone! Also youre much taller than me so thats okay!

My favourite feature....hmm it might have to be my eyes or my tummy to be honest.
Characterwise Im very loyal, can be trusted to get something done for you, bit jittery, mature but childish at the same time, get easily annoyed, critical, devoted, quirky, and lateral thinking.

I quit 34 and a half weeks ago. I stuck to it.

As i said i love brown eyes, and also green eyes... but brown most. It makes me think of choc fudge brownie...

My fave feature is the little finger on my right hand. Its got a small bend in the middle and its 'elegant'... weird i know. Characteristically.... im shy, loyal friend (i hope), eccentric, depressed alot (came of the pills 3 weeks ago), caring and insecure. very insecure.

Can i ask... hair downstairs... wot do you do?