How to have fun in North Wales
YOU CAN'T!!!!!!! Wales is in fact the most dreary place in the universe perhaps besides Vogsphere but that's another matter. But then again talking for half an hour to even the most interesting of Welsh people would make you want to go and hug the nearest vogon and ask him to read the entire of his poetry collection to you. One of the worst things about Wales is thast wherever you turn you see signs with Wlesh translations. The fact that everyone in Wales speaks perfectly good English has not got into these self-important beurocrats brains. I have live in Wales now for 9 years, 9 YEARS that's half a lifetime. The only Welsh words I speak are Bore Da which means good morning that's hardly useful in conversation bu then again none of the Welsh language is. I live in a small place with a big name called Trelawnyd aka the inbreeding capital of the world. This is the most dull place in wales and it consists of 1 shop that is open 3 and a half hours a day but not on sundays that sells newspapers and a Pub. The pub is the meeting place of half of the villages residents-middle aged men and the odd woman that they have managed to drag along. The villages best points are that it has more facilities than it's neighbor Gwaenesgor and that it has a hill called the Gop overlooking it. Never was the word Hill better used as this hill is no more than 100 feet high and man-made which just makes it worse. The nearest big town is Prestatyn which has a small high street with a library and about 20 shops and a passable beach. Prestatyn High School is where I have spent the last 5 years of my life and it makes Hogwarts look modern. The closest thing you could call a city around here is Rhyl. It is about twice the size of Prestatyn and has more crime than Manchester and Liverpool put together. The "funfair" their is open about once a year for 5 days then it lies closed just to annoy tourists. The best thing that can be said about this part of wales is that it LOOKS good. The scenery for miles around is green farms and the peaks of Snowdonia can be seen shimmering white in the distance. The only advice I can give you on visiting wales is DON'T!! Save up your money and go somewhere better like Hell or the bottom of the pacific. So to you traveller good luck and if you can AVOID WALES!!Latest Messages
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