h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey sweetness. Not much break in common today huh? Never mind. I heard someone say that a few flakes of sno had been falling just now as she was coming in. *hoping furiously* I'm going to check the weather pages. Try to notice that I'm here.

Hey sweetness, wanna look for spring?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/wildbritain/springwatch/about/

Do you think big birds of prey terrifying pigeons and seagulls is a sign of anything?

It's really quiet up here. I don't expect you have the time to talk to me.

The blinds are all shut so I can't even keep an eye out for sno.

Mmmmm. Banannnnnnnnna.

Bored now.

Sno? Mmmmm, was your banana nice. I think terrified pigeons are definately a sign of sno. I am in meetings, so it is oddly more difficile for me to commune with you. I am currently reviewing a list of memo codes. I will be going onto some special team, I think, next week, for to help with call work and AHT. And I am going to be getting word! Yaya!!
Sno? Did you check the weather? My blinds are also closed.

I have to move desks. I will be back.

Possibility of sleet tomorrow. Weather set to get worse here.

I am jealous of your working alternatives. But I did just spend ten minutes chatting to a woman who is being stalked. Very nice lady.

You didn't mind me stopping by for a sarnis did you? I was ravenous even after the nummy banannnnnnna.

Must buy some more chalky antacids now that I'm going to be out of the house regularly.

Don't worry if you can't commune often. I only need the occasional meep to let me know I'm not forgotten up here with the children. Dear gods it really is like a nursery. I do not belong here.

Are you newly desked? why did you have to move desks? Do you have a better view now, perchance something that would let us know if it does snow? Do you know a cardiff postcode for me to check the weather on? I checked with ours and it might be a bit different.

I have moved as I now have full privilages with word and such, but only if sat a tTL's desk. SO now I am, and I have word ha ha for my involvement in working alternatives. The details one gets for home are based on details from a cardiff post, as they were in Ponty. it is the same one. I also read about the sleet. I am now going to write up all my thoughts on call work for the working alternative. The TL's are in a meeting, most strange. People question me about blackberry.

Enjoy your call work musings. I'll be here. Bored. Lonely....

Precious and missed. You're up above my head, I can feel you. I'm also relatively bored. Having trouble toning down the squishy fontal lobes into workspeak. Less than an hour til your lunch, though! Yay you.

Yes, less than an hour. *Repeats like a mantra*

Poor snooky to be also bored. I wish our lunch breaks overlapped. Have you asked about getting that half an hour back yet? If not do so as soon as TL meeting ends.

Your work chores are more interesting than mine. Except for woman-with-stalker. She was interesting.

((()))

No, I have not. I forget about itr as soon as I enter the building. I think that may be freudian. I envy your woman-with-stalker. I had man-with-marital-problems, asking not to have itemised billing anymore. It was inc in his tariff though, so I couldn't take it off. He's going online though so no bill. He was quite frank with me, obviously at end of tether.

Goodness. the things people will tell an anonymous voice at the end of a phone line. Go get shift changed go now go go go.

YOur goldfish like memory forgets that TLs are in a meeting. Thus, I cannot. I cannot! You coming to see me in yor lunch?

I do not have a goldfish memory, I was making with the funny. I have a kipperfisk memory as you well know.

I'll be coming to get food. I suppose I won't be able to help seeing you at the same time.

Look! there is no bee but you can imagine that this is a bee hatching from a freshly delivered egg.

Server problems so this might double post.

bit busier now. You should see the team leaders flap. Still got gaps between calls though. And my feet are smelly.

whiff. whiff. pong.

pong. pong. STENCH

You are on break soon.

You could come and smell my stenchi feet.

I suspect, however, that you will not.