h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we are a sorry pair aren't we. Sympathy for your personal boil. I had an obnoxious man. He had registered his card, forgotten his pin, registered his card again, which, of course, hadn't gone through because it was the same card. He wanted to top up but couldn't. There was no point in trying to take cards off and re-register them since he had registered them so recently and no point in adjusting the failed registration into a different card so that it would go through as he didn't want a different card registered. There is just no helping some people. If he hadn't been such an idiot in the first place, forgetting his password then trying to register the same card again we wouldn't have had a problem. so he gave me an earfull of abuse and hung up. Nice.

Ha ha, I love you!!!!!!

I see. You laugh at my telephonic misfortune then declare your love for me. What kind of woman are you?

No, I laugh cos I love you and you didn't know.

I KNEW THAT!!!!!! So Ha right back!

I finished my dried fruit now.

I hope it was nice. It doesn't sound like much of a nibbling motion if you ate it so quick.

I just refused a jelly baby.

But I nibble quickly in a bunnyish motion. I enjoyed it muchly.

Why would you refuse a jelly baby? Jelly sweeties are nibbly too. Grr

Cos my ulcer hurts. I didn't think to get one for you, because you are still a surprise!

Beautiful you. Sorry about the jelly baby

wannajellybaby

Pleeeeeeaaaase don't.

I have refused now. I cannot go and say, actually, give me one. Maybe she'll ask again. I could look mournfully bereft of jelly baby. But no one would notice.

Do you have any snow news?

Snewing, like sewing.

It's OK, I sent her to the special place where they are having a freak rain of jelly baby. It could get messy. I will shortly go on personal to look out of the window and update you when I get back.

I see signs of neither snowing or sewing out of the window. Never mind. We still might have a really bad spring with sno.

A freak rain of jely baby? Lucky her. I want a freak rain of sewing. I have decided the weather shall now be called snew.