h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes dear. I had a crazy old woman on the phone just now. She sounded like the queen.

Did she say snew? 'Oh, look, deah, it been snewing.' 'I kneu. I love the snew.' Was she that kind of the queen? I like this conversation. It is keeping me bright and happy.

I kneu you, I do, I kneu you.

Lunch seems remarkably soon. Between lunch and last break is a wasteland of lost hopes though, I fear. Neu, I kneu!!!!!

Why don' you love me no more??????????

You so silly. Yes she was ancient and hillarious and sounded just like that, in fact that was exactly what she said.

Actually, what she said was 'oh shouldn't I have given the machine the pin number for my card?' I changed it to not her actual pin number.

A quarter hour, I been waiting for you. A quarter hour, and five posts! What you doing to me, woman. Why?? Why??? WHY?????

When I no talk to you I mean I LOVE YOU!!!!! Just keep being interrupted. I start a post then a call comes in so it takes a while to post.

YAY you came back to me, and I looooove you. Hi honey, hi!! Can you see me? I love you.

Yes I see you. I did not go away agian honest. I'm here watcching you. I just had a long and complicated call.

I don't really have much interesting to say. I just have calls. Normal calls, boring calls. Same old same old, which is one of the reasons people kill. But not you.

I got my first brighthouse call since coming back. Tell me anything interesting that comes up. Or anything annoying. Or anything. Not long till lunch really. Just over an hour then we're mid way.

Midway in 3:45. It is 11 mins til lunch. Love you.

Oh yes, I read the clock wrong. How very nice. We will be halfway when we come back from lunch though.

A new adventure? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F123226?thread=2342278&post=26956289#p26956289

Obviously it's gone quiet up here again. I've got two windows open to keep an eye on you with. Nearly time to come see you. I'll meet you by the stairs on your floor.

K. I have a smiley window open so's I can look at them. Only one min, I am hoping no call will come. desperately hoping. YAAAYYY!!!!!

Did you just say 5? Did you? On the stairs?

5 on the stairs mi amore! Ha. 5 by me too. Ha Ha.