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Arraa, go on - if its making you blush then it's bound to be good for a laugh!

You might find your sanity inside the embarrassment, you never know, along wiv the memory!

And now, I'm going to have to wiggy orf, as I'm due for a dentist check up.... that's something to squinch for, isn't it?


PS HooRay! Someone has contributed to the Onnamata thread. Elephants are now officially Hup toos. Go and have a read!

Good stuff - me too - contributed I mean - not the dentist - you Know I avoid them like the plague!!

M'mmm... I think you've probably seen the inside of a dentist's surgury frequently enough lately to last you several life times!

Mind you, I haven't got to go again for another 6 months.. apparently the fillings will hold out for at least that amount of time (again)

Its just a jaunt to the hygenist so she can scale my pearly whites and I'm done!

I don't like the dentists either... but I hate toothache even more... which is why I'm so fussy about going for checkups regular, like.

Very sensible - but then you know I'm not!!

Regretably I'm going to have to be horribly sensible today... I have the Landlord coming round in an hour (and I'm still in my PJs) so I'm better get washed and dressed and tidied... then I'm Doing Lunch with a couple of friends... thats after I have round 2 with the GP over the phone.(shudder).

Then, after a food shop that I'd prefer to avoid, I've got... wait for this, lads... I'm off to take a Belly Dancing Class for the Disabled.

(Granny... stop ing in the corner... you think I can't see you, don't you)

And when I've stopped falling over mid shimmy, I shall crawl home for a well deserved glass of chardonnay, I hope.

So if I'm not "in" much today, you'll have to carry on wivout me - which I'm sure you'll all do, quite admirably.

C Ya tomorrow, prob'ly!

Oh my word - "Doing Lunch with friends" - you didn't used to work in Marketting did you?


Can you take pixtures in the Belly Dancing thingy please - I just can't imagine Belly dancing in a wheelchair I'm NOT knocking it - just can't picture it

Ooooh good - we can talk about her now she's gone!

Sorry? Who?!!!!


It's not so much the wheel chairs I can't hack S'hhh... its the problem of... where to put my walking stick!


No piccies - I won't be able to keep still long enough to take a clear one without laughter wobble. But I'll ask the teacher if I go often enough. Its only cause you want to sneak a look at me stretch marks, isn't it!

And.. no.. I didn't work in marketing.(Spare me! I do have SOME principals left... or is it Principles?) Is "Doing Lunch" a marketing term? I fort it was one used for pretentious eejits who couldn't spell Pie and Pint"!!!!

Morning all.Sounds like fun ev,well the doing lunch bit anyway!
I'll have a go at th belly dancing thing when i'm sat comfortably in the wheelchair ,Shhh,but i think i might lose a few nuts and bolts.


Not ME....The wheelchair!

It's the thought of being able to make the wheelchair do a wheelie like they do in the olympics... and then waggle its metaphorical hips that does my head in, Smurfles! I can "see" it... but I don't know how it can be done without falling out laughing, frankly!

All will be revealed (well... not ALL, I hope) this evening!

Nice to "see" you love, how ya doing? I'll have to go in a min.. the GPs due to phone soon and I STILL haven't got Broardband plumbed in

How's tricks, with you?

Hello there ev.thought i might have mised you for the day!!
I aren't too bad love,jogging along nicely at the mo,(i wish).Hairdresser just arrived,will chat lter on.xxx

Crickey - everyone is out and about - and me now
B division need there PCs looking at - computers wise I mean - though probably all of them

Is it Politically Correct to mention you're looking at police constabules' Personal Computors?

Is this a perfect opportunity to say "May the Force B with you"

(Its no good, I really HAVE got to get out more.....)

puff>>

Oops!





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SIT!!!!

Hiya Granny!

How ya doing? I really will get round to Mr Bell's invesntion soon... honest....should I text to warn you? Would that make life a bit easier?

I'm actually out tonight, tomorrow AND Thursday evening, would you believe!
We all know what I've commited myself to doing this pm

(Committed being the right damned word. Honestly, the more I think about it...)

Wed-nesserday I'm swimming wit'the women and Thursday... Thursday I'm off to the Theatre at Canterbury to see a rendition of High Society.

I dunno... off poorly for damned ages and then three outings on the trot... I MUST pace myself.

(NEXT week.....)

Not sure if it's PC to mention PCs or PCs

Hiya UG - good to see you



Oh - and you Smufles

s all round

Where IS everybody?



All over on the other thread, contemplating me navel...




PS>>> since when have I ever been particually PC?

Your a PS - oh my - I shall salute!


no bods is here - and now I'm goin til the morrow