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i`m not in bed yet lol...so



you must resist the temptation to throw things lol....
i`m coping fine with it..lol

i`ll b logging off in about 5mins..

take care
sleep well
speak soon
and good luck at the doctors


xxxcarolxxx

back lol

What are you like hey?
You are just getting as bad as me, and that is saying something lol
This time i know that you will be in bed, cos when i started it, it said 15 mins ago lmao
I will try not to get the urge but it is hard work i can tell you lmao
Anyway i have a couple of more to post, so i will look forward to my phone call
Take care cos i care.
Love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

Hi Nats.

Just thought i would send u a post before i log off.
I enjoyed our chat yet again we had a laugh...lol

Well i`m shattered so i think i`ll sleep better tonight. well i hope so ne way...My hand is getting stronger slow but sure and it wont be long til i can drive my car easily and also get back to work.
i`ve got billy vonnely on bbc1 at the moment, not really been much on tonight? what u think??

nah hun i dont think i`m getting as bad as u lol....cause we are already as bad as each other, but we know worse people...dont we lol...

i hope you sleep better tonight too,,,will you do me a favour hun, let me know how u go on at the doctors??? send me a email, i`ll let u know how i get on at the physio too lol....all this bullying on my little finger is tiring me out lol.......

well i`ll go now, crikey he time has flown today hasn`t it??

well you take care hun
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Crazy 1



I just thought to send you a note aswell, to tell you that i am that this message is late lol
Did you sleep alright in the end or did you not.
The reason i am asking you this now, it's bcos i forgot to ask you before DOH lol
Oh by the way! Who is billy vonnely? lmao
Now who can't spell lol
Anyway you were right by the way, about nothing on the telly lastnight.
There's nothing on again tonight either, what do you think?
So you think you are not as bad as me then?
Well i think you are lol and you think so too, can't be bad can it lol
Yeah we did have a lastnight it was good, even Stuey and Alan thought so too lmao
Stuey said he would like to meet you one day, aswell as our Alan too.
Well i don't have to tell you how i got on at the doctor's now do i, cos i told you on the phone earlier.
Did you tell me how you got on at the hospital hun, cos i cant even remember lol
Do you reckon the day has just gone nice? cos i do.
Stuey says hi aswell as our Alan, they both send their aswell.
I have had my dinner eventually lol
I had half of fray bentons pie, with a packet of noodles, and it was lovely.
I guess this is a long message again lol
But i guess it ends here lmao
So you take care cos i care and love you, cos you are a special sis to me now.
Lots of love going your way always.
your little big sis xx*NATS*xx

Hi hun, how did it go today at the hospital???

Hope it went ok and they did not do too much on you...xxxxx

well my day has gone ok, and i`m just sitting here wondering what to do lol...i`m wide awake dont feel tired at all... but saying that i did not get up til 11am lol...wow i know thats late for me...
i`ve been out shopping today n i got a few things, my best mate was supposed to b coming over tonight but shes not feeling too good, so she just dropped me off and went home....but hopefully if she feels up to it she is coming over on saturday instead, and she is bringing the little devil with her lol...

Hows Stuart doing?? keeping well i hope and enjoying himself...

hope ur day has gone ok and phycho is well also...

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx


ps here hun got u some
xx

Hi Carol

for heres one back
They couldnt do it cos i had sugar, what a doh
I have to go back today again, to get it done without the sugar lol
Stuey is getting moody today, for he has to go back tomorrow night and now so am i
I hope your friend gets better soon, cos it's not very nice being ill.
I came home yesterday and i was violently ill.
When i came home i wasn't feeling well, so i went to bed for an hour, and when i woke up well i had to run.
I won't go into detail on here lol
I was talking to My uncle Pete again yesterday, and i was so thrilled to hear him.
He congratulated me and Stuey together, he has even brought us a present.
He is coming up tonight all the way from the Isle of Man.
Oh i can't wait to see him, cos i havent seen him for a couple of years.
Alan is ok he is concerned about his mum at the mo, cos she has had another fall.
She landed on her face and split her lip open,
She fell on a flag stone.
Anyway i will have to shift cos i have to be at the Hospital for 10:00am again, so you take care
Oh before i go, howz your hand today?
Hope it's not giving you jip, cos if it does i will have to sort it out
Oh well i will go for now
You take care cos i care and love you my big little sis.
xx*NATS*xx

Hi Nats, am sorry to hear that u were not well yesterday, i was going to ring but i thought it would be best to leave it, i know how sometimes when i go to the hospital i feel ill and just want to go to bed....

Hows alans mum?? give her my best wont ya, Hope he is not worrying too much....hope she gets better..xxxxx

Now on the subject of ur other half...lol...how is he?? i bet he is worried about u ,,,as i am...
bet u have enjoyed having a different face to look at rather than ur alan lol....and i hope that he has enjoyed his time with u, altho u will b seeing him again next month and i bet u cant wait and are looking forward to it already cause u will see bro too

Well i did a natty last night lol.....
i was wide awake last night could not sleep, i was still on here til nearly 3am...lol... i went to bed and then had to run to the bathroom cause i felt sick and i was.....
I`m ok now but still feel abit off colour, been up and about for a while now, think i got about 4/5 hours sleep

i`m sure my friend will be ok soon, its her devils birthday on sunday.... so that will be a fun day..lol...

My hand is ok, still feels sore but am improving each day,ie i get more movement and wont be long til i can swing that rolling pin and breeze block with no problem...lmaopmp

hope it all goes well at the hospital...

if u feel up to it u can ring tonight after 6????
i would call u but i dont want to bother you if ur not feeling well.....

please take care
speak soon
give my best wishes to Alan,his mum and Stuart.....
and a big for u hun

xxxcarolxxx


Ps for the

for you..
x

Hi Carol



I am so for not getting back to you earlier, you will forgive me won't you?
very much for the kind words you said to me, that was so very nice of you.
I am also that you were ill lastnight, and Stuey and Alan says the same thing too.
Stuey is in the bath singing his head lol
He sounds like a cat's choir gone wrong lmao
Alan is in the bedroom watching videos, while i am on here writing to you.
They both say hi by the way, and wish you were well again.
Well i felt realy awful yesterday, i just didn't know what to do with myself.
I couldn't even let Stuey come in the bathroom with me, just incase he was ill himself.
Alan's mum is not so bad today, but she has got a shiner, and it looks really funny lol
Stuey is so sad for he has to go back tomorrow night, and he doesb't want to go, and neither do i
You bet your life that i am glad that i have Stuey to look at, aswell as our Alan lmao
He has got sexy eyes, sexy blue eyes too.
I couldn't stop staring at him, and he couldn't stop staring at me, and once we saw each other looking at each other, we both blushed and turned away.
But now we don't do that lol
Yeah we can't wait to see each other again, and we definitely can't wait to see our big bro Jon next month.
My goodness that has gone quick, what do you think?
When we got home this afternoon, Stuey fell asleep and i couldnt stop looking at him.
When he woke up, he looked around and said my goodness i thought it was all a dream, and then he looked at me and said I Love You, now wasn't that sweet of him?
So you were doing a me lastnight, i don't know what are you like lol
I just hope you sleep better tonight.
Oh! oh! Here comes Stuey now with a towel wrapped around him, and i can't stop staring at him ggggrrrr
He has got one hairy chest i can tell you, and he looks like a monkey, and do you know something, well i like what i see lmao
It's not like you to be sick, did you eat anything that didn't agree with you or something.
I hope you are alright now, cos i dont like my Little Big sis feeling
So you had better get better soon, otherwise we will sort you out lol
I hope your friend gets netter aswell, cos we all can't be at the same time lol
I won't be a minuite cos Stuey wants em to dry is back giggle giggle.
I hope the little one enjoys his birthday on Sunday, is your friend doing a little party for him?
I am glad that your hand is getting better each day, and when it is you can use the rolling pin with the breeze block on our Alan lmaopmp
I hope you are stillon, but if not you will get this tomorrow.
If you are on, can i ring you tomorrow please?
Cos i want to tell you something in private
You should have rung cos i was feeling a bit down, when was Stuet was asleep.
You could have made me no problem, and i would have appreciated it aswell.
for the <hug< that was so sweet of you, so here is one back
I have sent your love to both Stuey and Alan, and they send it back to you.
We went shopping after we had been the hospital, after i had a rest cos i passed out lol
There i was doing my party stuff lmao
We got our monthly shopping in, and huess what?
Well Stuey and Alan were my Pack Horses lol
Oh! i had a couple of bags, but they were only light.
Anyway i am off for now, cos this is getting a little bit too long lol
So i will love you and leave you
So you take care cos i care.
your Big Little Sis xx*NATS*xx aswell as Stuey and Alan.
Heres a back to say thankyou Ok>
xx*NATS*xx

HI nutty.... what u think to my new tag lmaopmp

How are you and how has your day been???

Well my day has gone ok, been up to my mums for lunch like i said i was..... my mum says HELLO!!!!!!

Then my mate and brat thing have been up .... he`s a right devil at times but he`s sweet at the same time lol if thats possible lol......
Well it`s 23-36 now. and yet again am wide awake but i must try and get some sleep tonight cause i`ve got a busy day tomorrow, with the bbq , but my mate has got alot of things done so hopefully there wont be much for me to do yippee lol....

i made the lasagne like i said i was and even though i say so it was yummy.....
its easy to make too lol.... my mate even had seconds.....
"B" had one of his presents tonight and then he gets the rest tomorrow, i bet he will have that many toys he wont know what to do with himself lol... he even wanted to take the toy animals home with him.... argh bless....

Well how are things at ur end??? bet its quiet without u know who lol


Well i`m gonna go for abit of a lurk....

please take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Crazy 1

How dare you call me nutty 1 lol that is not allowed at all.
I love the new tag i think it is cool, what are you like lmao
My day has been okey dokey, i have been talking to Stuey aswell as Alans mum on the phone.
Oh and Uncle Pete rang aswell from the Isle Of Man.
He sends all of his love to you.
He even said that we are both mad, now i wonder what gave him that idea. lol
I hope you said hello back to your mum off me.
Did you enjoy your Lamb by the way, and i bet you never even saved me any either lol
Fancy calling your mates little lad a brat, i don't know you are getting wicked.
I hope you sleep well tonight, cos we dont want any accidents at the bbq do we lol
I hope you have saved me some Lazagne aswell, cos if you havent i will
It's just typical of you not being sleepy lol
I bet you are saying, oh no not again lmao
What are you like aswell, fancy you being a lurker, i wouldn't do that, it's not my nature to do that roflmbo
Well it has and it hasn't been quiet here, if you know what i mean.
But i am going to tell you anyway, whats been happening.
Well i was talking to Uncle Pete, when the new neighbours had their music blasting yet again, then when i was talking to Stuey, they put it back up again.
Next minuite everything goes quiet, and i heard them go out, and i thought Oh peace at last, but i was wrong
They come back in after an hour, and they arguing for a full hour, next the police came out and sorted it the best way they could.
All was quiet after that, and i never heard another word, thank goodness.
After all that commotion i got a blinking head ache, so i had to have a lie down.
So there you go hun, that was my exciting night lol
Anyway you have a good day with the little one, aswell as your friend
Speak soon.
Lots of love going your way.
the nutty 1 lol
Oh and of course i have to sign my name aswell.
Take care cos i care
xx*NATS*xx
and a bar of off Alan, and another bar off Stuey aswell, oh and a off Alans mum.

AHEM...lol......if I want to call u nutty then i will lol....u cant stop me,,,,,cause ur in liverpool lol...
well its just after 9am now, i`ve had about 6+1/2 hrs sleep, as i`ve been sleeping in sections lol...a hr here a hour there lol...

PART2

OH lol

I ing clicked on post msg.. when i hit page up....ing thing lmaopmp


Glad u like the new tag but keep a eye out lol cause it WILL change lol
So how is Stuey and Alan`s mum?? Did Stuey get home ok?? i forgot to ask on the phone..

Thought ur uncle was coming over or has that been and gone??? and i missed it I have not got a clue why ur uncle thinks we are mad, maybe if some1 kept there mouth shut ppl would not know lol ( but mind u if they really knew us they would not have to be told cause they would have worked it out for themselves )
Yeah i said hello to my mum for u and she said it back, the lamb was lovely...
We only call "B" a brat thing in fun lol... i personally think he is a devil disguised as a angel lol.... nah he is a cutie when he wants to b , but can also throw tantrums when he wont get his own way, u should have heard him crying his eyes out cause he said it hurt him when he was having his hair trimmed....argh bless lol
Luckily my mate has done a few things for the bbq so thats less for me to do lol.....

Oh Nats, am sorry there was no lasagne(lazagne===nattys way lol) left.... i`ll make u one and send it in the post...hows that????
You are as much a lurker as i am lol.....but ur normally on here more than me so that means u get more oppourtunity lol
Well i hope u have a good day and the neighbours dont give u another headache.... u know if they are playing music really loud u can complain to the environmental health dept.....its there juricdiction .... noise polution....or complain to the council....the plice can only tell them to keept noise down where if it gets too much noise the EH can/should b able to do more...

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx


ps for

WHERE`S MY SINGING NUTTY BAR???????

"IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN"

...Me thinks you are obsessed with the scarecrow from the "wizard of oz"

mind you am sure the scarecrow is fast asleep lolpmp, snoring his head off, and that ur just wishing that he had one..and i mean a brain lmaopmp


lol

Hi Crazy 1

Calm down before you get a hernia lol
Yeah i love the tag next to your name, i think it's lol
But don't change it too much cos i won't know you lmao
Stuey is fine he is still the same, a pain in the lol
Alan's mum is not so bad now, her black eye isn't so bad now.
Alan is still the same, nutty as a fruit cake lol
My Uncle Pete will be coming up in a couple of months, and i can't wait to see him.
I don't understand why he calls us mad either, we are not mad at all, just absolutely bonkers lol
I know what you mean about ppl keeping their mouths shut, then they wouldn't think that we are mad lmao
I am glad that you enjoyed the lamb, we are having lamb aswell.
I gathered that about the little one not being a brat, cos you told me on the phone the other day.
Oh of course he is a little cos he isn't a little lol
Anyway all kids are like that anyway lmao
No lasagne left oh no, you have got me ing now
Oh well never mind maybe next time hey?
I agree with you over the council and the police, not the plice lmao
Anyway i will go for now cos i know you have to go, and you are itching of what i wrote, and i am aswell what you have just wrote lol
Enjoy yourself at the bbq so i will go for now and hope to speak soon.
you take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
your little big sis nutty xx*NATTY*xx

I'm here your singing nutty bar lol

I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN LOL

Obsessed me????????
Well i will have to think lol
Have i got a brain????
Well one scarecrow is awake as you know lol
While the other, well i think he is still snoring his head lol
I think he hasn't got a brain anyway lmaopmp
Don't think that the other one has got a brain either roflmao
What are we like hey? Well it must be the scarecrow in me aswell lol
Hope you enjoy yourself at the bbq, and don't forget to have a bite of everything for me lol
Oh by the way the lamb has just come out of the oven, and it looks rather scrummy mmmmmmmmm
Have a couple of drinks for me. thats if you are having a drink.
Our Alan said to have one for him aswell.
Anyway duty calls cos i have more to do here, before i do more postings.
Take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx
Not forgetting one of the scarecrows, the King one lol
off me of Alan, and off me aswell as the scarecrows lol

Hi Sis



Have you seen my brain cos i can't find it lol
Mind you if i am dead lol i won't need one will i lmao
Well we have this one back at last YIPPEE.
Well King Scarecrow is in bed fast snoring his head off as per usual.
Anyway this is short for now, cos i am talking to you right now on the phone for a change.
So i will go for now and hope to hear from you soon.
Take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
Love your little big sis xx*NATS*xx

Well I have not seen your brain and as you have already said whats the point in having a brain if you have PASSED AWAY lol,
I still cant`t believe that u told me that ur dead lol... i`ve been talkng to a dead person for ages now, am beginning to think it,s the voices in my head realyy lol.
I can believe what you have just told me ...lol....so Alan tried to kill u last night with the chicken....but Nats,,, ur already DEAD.. so eating the chicken could not have killed you...!!!!!!
Yeah it`s great to chat to you on the phone lol....we never do that do we lol...

What u got planned today?? As i have already said i`m off out to my mums soon so i can stay on the phone for too long as i have to b there for around 1ish, but i really do enjoy the rare moments that we do chat on the phone.
We did have a great laugh on the phone the other night lol... so let me get this straight lol...

Your dead and you have a communion garden!!!!!!!
lmaopmprotfl

As for the king scarecrow being asleep lol....nothing new there and i said earlier that i could hear him lol... wow i`m in the antartic and i can hear Psycho snoring, although his is at work at the moment lol...i bet it`s nice and quiet where you are aint it.

Well i`m going to go now, cause i`m on the phone to you lol...AGAIN..

Take care hun
Dont worry about anything and try not to let things get to you, give people a chance.

Speak soon lolin a second or 2 lol

xxxcarolxxx
Your big little sis


ps for the yum yum yum

x 10 for you..xx

Hi Carol

And you said that my speech was long lmao
You are absolutely gone off your head lol
Well i must have had a brain to begin with mustn't i?
I am so glad that i told you now, cos you might have d roflmao
Well apparently i have been dead just over 2 weeks now lol
I don't think it's the voices in your head, cos i am sure i moved my lips lmao
Eating my chicken might have brought me back to life, do you realise that roflmao
I love chatting on the phone, and you know i do a lot of talking.
I bet you have earache now all the chatting we do lol
I didn't really do nothing after you had gone, cos of my pains attacking my joints.
I love being buried in my communion garden, it is really DEAD quiet roflmaopmp
Oh dear i havent laughed like this in ages, especially the other night on the phone.
You didn't half cheer me up, it was so hilarious
Well the Psycho is sitting next to me, talking to his mum on the phone, while i am typing you this message.
Instead of talking he is ing shouting, and now i have earache
Mind you he does get called Reg Holdsworth by our bro, and i do agree with him lol
You were on the phone but you are not, and it's not fair
I will try and give some people a chance, especially my frineds cos they are all kind and they also chat to me, poor sods lol
Oh well i have i have said my speech, so i will go for now and wait for your reply.
So you take care cos i care
Love you loads sis, you are the best.
Lots of love going your way.
your little big sis xx*NATS*xx

P.S. thanx for all the i will eat one each day.
P.P.S. Thanx again sis you are the best sis in the world.

Hi Carol

And you said that my speech was long lmao
You are absolutely gone off your head lol
Well i must have had a brain to begin with mustn't i?
I am so glad that i told you now, cos you might have d roflmao
Well apparently i have been dead just over 2 weeks now lol
I don't think it's the voices in your head, cos i am sure i moved my lips lmao
Eating my chicken might have brought me back to life, do you realise that roflmao
I love chatting on the phone, and you know i do a lot of talking.
I bet you have earache now all the chatting we do lol
I didn't really do nothing after you had gone, cos of my pains attacking my joints.
I love being buried in my communion garden, it is really DEAD quiet roflmaopmp
Oh dear i havent laughed like this in ages, especially the other night on the phone.
You didn't half cheer me up, it was so hilarious
Well the Psycho is sitting next to me, talking to his mum on the phone, while i am typing you this message.
Instead of talking he is ing shouting, and now i have earache
Mind you he does get called Reg Holdsworth by our bro, and i do agree with him lol
You were on the phone but you are not, and it's not fair
I will try and give some people a chance, especially my frineds cos they are all kind and they also chat to me, poor sods lol
Oh well i have i have said my speech, so i will go for now and wait for your reply.
So you take care cos i care
Love you loads sis, you are the best.
Lots of love going your way.
your little big sis xx*NATS*xx

P.S. thanx for all the i will eat one each day.
P.P.S. Thanx again sis you are the best sis in the world.