h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya hun well here is the new convo i said i would start up....
lets see who cracks first by throwing something!!! lol...i bet it will b u lol...

i truly hope ur feeling much better and knowing u lol...probably b relaxed also....

take care hun
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol



Who said it was me, that i was going to throw the first bombarded lol
I am so relaxed now, and contended.
So thankyou again, for being there for me, you were
and a gem.
You are a sister i have always wanted.
Anyway i am going cos i am talking to you.
So i will go for now.
You take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
from xx*NATS*xx

A lifes supply lol

Hiya nutty!!!! how ru tonight???

i hope u have recovered from last night n behaved urself lol...

well its been roasting here today! although we did have a thunder storm earlier but it did not do much good lol....its still hot.... i even slept on top of the bed covers last night, well actually for last few nights lol..

well my hand has been giving me some trouble today, think the weather may b changing lol (i wish lol) but i`m still quite sore n full of aches n pains lol....

well enough of me moaning lol..

hope all is well

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Crazy One

Hey do you realise that we havent yet thrown on this page lmao
We are fine and drunk again ecxept for Alan tee hee
I am to hear your hand has been giving you jip.
I bet that you want to chop it off lol
Oh yeah we behaved (NOT) lmao
We behave you have got to be kidding, we are main attraction of a party, cos we are always fooling around.
We have every one in stitches at us lol
It's been roatsing here too, and we had athunder storm aswell.
The bloody lightening struck my ring finger on my right hand, and now i can't bloody bend it
When it struck my finger, i got a pain up my arm.
But this bit is weired, cos i have had the trots aswell as stomach cramps and a head ache.
And now i have got tingles, going up my arm from my finger.
I am going to go to the to see what they say.
What do you think i should do?
It was ing awful i can tell you.
Hope you have a goodnight with your hand being sore, aswell as being so hot.
Anyway i am going now cos i am going to go to bed early cos i am ing knackered.
So i will catch you tomorrow night on the phone
So you take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx Stuey and Alan.

OI NUTTY 1 lol......well i hope ur feeling abit better, cause of the bother that has been going on of late,...it cant be good for any1 especially when ur stressed and upset.

well what can i say except keep ur chin up and dont let things get to you...
you know where i am if u need to chat or even a shoulder to cry on its here waiting for u lol...

i know u have not thrown anything at me lol.... and i`m not going to give in lol i promise...xxx

hope u feel better soon and things inprove....altho u know what they say about lightening lol.... never strikes twice lol...

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Crazey 1



I'm sorry for being 5 hours late, but i have only just got off the phone from Stuey lol
Go on and say it, ing gas bag lol
I was upset but i am not now, thank goodness for that.
I have just had a nose on whos on line, and guess who i saw lol
YOU lmao
Well you could be off now, cos i am writing to you aren't i lol
You say such the nicest things to me, and they cheer me good and propper.
Oh i will keep my chin up now, i am not going to let any one mess me around no more.
When you said that you are not giving in, to throw things, well me neither even though it's tempting lmao
No and my luck i might got struck again by lightning, and then i might become like the Increible Hulk roflmao
Oh yeah i knew i had to tell you something.
Well, i was eating my fish which was crunchy, i brole one of my back teeth on the top.
Now don't you dare
Hey i said don't don't think i can hear you, cos i can hear you from here lol
Anyway i am going cos i need a drink.
So i will speak sometime in the week
Be dareful and careful at the same time lol
All my love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

HI nutty.... can i just point out before i go any further lol.....crazy is spelt like that NOT crazey,,,ur getting like the OLD 1 lol.....

Well i have to say this lol....i`m glad that i can bring some sort of happiness to you cause we all would be a bunch of moaning minnies if we did not laugh n smile...either that or b miserable lol....(like some1 we know) lol no names menitoned,,,how is the dragon ne way lmaopmp.....

I would not dream of calling you a gas bag ......chatterbox mayb but not gas bag lol

I promise that i did not when i read that u had broke ur tooth honest lol lol

Like I said to you last night on the phone,, keep ur chin up and dont let things get to you cause it wont do u any good, but i know a couple of things that will do u good and they are
1) a bottle of cola
2) a BIG bottle of tia maria

Take care
Speak soon
xxxcarolxxx
Your little sis

Hi Crazey Oh i mean crazy 1 lol

There thats better isnt it? lmao
You always bring happiness to me, cos you are the best sis in the world.
And not only that, you make me when i am down, also you speak kind and nice words aswell.
I knew you would at me breaking my tooth, so now you must suffer the consequences, but you will have to wait, until we get off this thread lol
Well i like the chatterbox better than gas bag, so you have hit the nail on the head there lmao
Oh yeah, i knew i had to tell you something, well do you know whats in my fridge?
No it's not tia maria but a big bottle of coke waiting for the tia maria lol
Also there is a bottle of advocat, aswell as a bottle of lemonade mmmmmmmmmmmm lmao
Anyway i am going now, and dont worry i will keep my chin up
So you take care cos i care.
Lots of love going your way always.
from xx*NATS*xx

Hiya hun, just thought i would post u a msg.. i'm at the library and this is alot quicker that the flying frisbee i can tell you lmao...

Well how are you today?? hope ur mouth is not giving you too much trouble...

I'm going to go to my work shortly to go n pick my mail up... i'll b on here for another 1/2 hr

How did you sleep last night, any better??

Well i went to the hospital yesterday and according to them i gotta be mean to my little finger and nice to my thumb... think they are all as mad as me lmao,,,, and u of course lol
My hand does feel alittle sore but hopefully in time it will heal, they told me that i'm still going to be off work for a while but its no use going back to work til i'm ready is it?????

anyway
take care
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Sis



I have just been trying to ring you but you are out lol
How dare you go out without me lmao
Right i'm going to the antartic, to sort you out young lady lol
So you have to mean to your little finger hey?
Don't be too harsh now cos you might make it lmao
Don't forget to be good to your thumb now, otherwise i will just have to spamk your bum lol
My mouth is fine on that side really, but its the other side thats sore
Are you calling me mad by any chance?, i hope not otherwise i will have to do somthing about that, so be warned now lmao
I didn't go to bed til nearly 6 o clock this morning.
What was that i heard then?, i heard you saying you night owl, dont say i didn't hear cos i did lol
Well i guess you could say that i am mad, but you are the madder one lmao
Anyway Crazy is madder than nutty ones, cos it says so in my book.
So there put that in your pipe and smoke it lol
I wish i could go to the library and do it, but i can't remember my codes again doh noggin head lmao
I have got the breains of a rocking horse, what do you think?
This frisby is getting out of hand lately, the ing keys keep sticking on me.
You have got a message on your answer machine, how i know is ot's just tolde me, and that nutty 1 is on it lol
Anyway you be good otherwise i will get our Alan to come and get you on his Hair Dryer, you have been warned twice now lol
ing heck we are getting worse aren't we lmao
Anyway since you are at the library, do me a favour could you, get us a book out a horror one mind you.
Stephen King or even James Herbert, and Dean Coontz aswell, just take your pick
Oh well you cazy one, i am going to go the ladies room and then finish on here, then i am going to get dressed, adnd come back on here again lol
Oh i have done another poetry journal by the way.
You take care at the antartic shopping centre, and say hello to the polar bears for me.
Right i am definitely going lol
So you take care cos i care, and thanx again for being you
Cos no one can come better than you lol
Anyway you be careful aswell
Love going your way to the bestest sis in the world, and take care cos i care.
Love your big little sis
xx*NATS*xx

Hi hun wow that was a long msg u posted......

well i`ve been to the library n went through my emails as well as doing abit of surfing lol....

i`ve also been to my work just to see a few friends and also ......remember me telling u that i had got some post waiting at work..... well i was right lol..... i passed my course.. that trainers certificate...woohoo...drinks on me lol....
i`ll explain when we chat on the phone next about this " treating little finger mean and beig nice to little finger " lol.....
of course i would NEVER call you mad cause we both know who is the madest and my guess is hes sat next to you lol.....

well i hope u sleep better tonight... like i said in other posting i slept really well last night cause it was cooler...
yeah i know what u mean about the frisby getting out of hand if it keeps this up we will both find out whether or not t/west do actually provide the public with frisbees lol

oh can i borrow ur alans hair drier later please??????? lmaopmp


i hope ur both well and have had a good day and have a good weekend too..

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Sis



Yeah it was a bit long lol
But you should know me by now lol
That's why they call me chatty Natty lmao
What were you surfing for when theres no waves (only kidding) lol
Did you enjoy yourself when you went visiting?
How were the residents did they say anything, likes of missing you?
I bet they did as soon as they saw you
I am so proud of you for getting your certificate, i remember you saying that you thought you had passed, when you were talking to me on the phone.
Oh psycho is in bed now, for he has got a double shift yet again.
Go on and say it lol that he is a doh.
I'm glad that you slept well, and i hope that you sleep well again tonight.
I'm off to bed after this posting, cos my eyes cant stay open any longer.
So you take care cos i care
Lots and lots of love.
xx*NATS*xx your little big sis

Hey up chucky egg lol.....
how ru???

and who are u chatting to????
i dont know how u dare b on the phone when i try n call u lol...

actually i tried to call about 7-30.....lol...

how is your weekend going so far???
mine is going ok,, had a good day today altho hand is aching alittle from all the bulling i have been doing to it lol..

hope all is well and you alan n stuart are well

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol



If you are still there, you can ring now, cos it's all free.
So you are still bullying your hand lol Make sure you don't over do it, cos it might bully you back lol
I was on the phone to Stuey by the way
My weekend has been boring, besides talking to Stuey.
Our Alan is at work and our my way
C/ya later alligator.
xx*NATS*xx
aswell mmmmmmmm

Evening NATTERBOX

OOOOOO for the ...yumyum lol.. here nats, for you too....

How has your day been?
Did the pig enjoy his roast pig lmaopmp.
Well i walked it to my mums like i said i would but i was shattered lol....could have fallen asleep lol.

got a lift home cause i was not feeling too well, will tell u about it later..

i`m just waiting for a phone call from my mate. i`m going to make myself a cup of ... would you like a cup of ?

oh titanic is on tonight u going to watch it???

hope the dragon is ok and not pestering you too much..

take care
speak soon....
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Little Big Sis



My day has been hectic really really hectic, i have mountains of phone calls lol
I guess i am miss popular today, what do you think lmao
Alan's mum was on the phone first, then Stuey, and then my brother John who was in my ex sis in laws again, then Stuey again, the Alan, and then Alan's mum yet again lol Then Stuey yet again.
Well they don't call me Chatty Natty for nothing do they? lmao
So your knackered then sis, i'm not surprised walking all that way yet again.
One of these days you are going to over do it, and if you do that i will have a big little sis exhausted lmao
I really enjoyed our chat again last night, it was a long time again aswell.
Do you know what we shall get one day. a log book to put the times of our phone calls, what do you think.
I hope your friend rings you up, and do me a favour when you speak to her say hello for me.
Mmmmmmm Thanx for the it was delicious, heres one back off me and Alan aswell as Stuey here it comes, but don't over do it, otherwise your teeth will fall out

Anyway chicky chucky legs lol you take care
Love you loads.
xxNATS*xx Stuey and Alan.

Who do you think you are calling me chicky chucky legs.....
I dont know how u got the cheak....lmao

Well i was going to give you a call but from the sound of things i bet ur exhausted with all that chatting on the phone... will definately have to give u a new name lol..
how about>>>>>>
"The Nutty Natterbox from Netherton" lmaopmp...i bet your laughing at that lol

nah dont bother with logging our calls so we know how much we have been chatting on the phone lol....dont want to leave evidence lying aorund ....lol...cause i wouldnt want either of us being called "chatterboxes" lmao....

but saying that i enjoy our chats too hun, i think time flies by and we dont know where the time went...like u said last night..."we get on really well", sometimes when we chat it feels like i have known you for years ..and we always have a laugh...PINYADA....lol i hope u aint given the secret away to the dragon...shhhh its a surprise remember lol....

I do feel tired hun but i`m ok, i`ll sleep well again tonight, but i only walked it one way... still i`wont over do it, i enjoy walking and its a great way to keep fit. altho i do admit i wont go out walking when weather is bad, i`ll just go on my gravity walker, but only when the mood takes me lol...
well my mate phoned a while ago so i`m just going to watch the rest of "titanic"
if u want feel free to call tonight but if not its ok... i`ll call u after 6 tomorrow if that is ok...

take care

speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Little Big Sis



What are you like hey?
Do you really want to know something?, well i'm going to tell you anyway, if you like it or not lol
Well you are absolutely crazy, you making me laugh once again, on the phone as per usual.
Now you know why this is so late getting to you lmao
I am glad that i called you earlier, cos you have brightened up my night.
So for naking me you are the best.
So you don't want a log book then lol
Oh if that's wht you want, but i was only messing like i said on the phone kok
What are we like hey?
Ha! I know, we are like 2 clucking most of the night, instead of chatting instead lol
Oh by the way i have got the PINYADA safe, so no worrys
That is safely locked up in our heads lol
The Nutty Natterbox sounds wicked lmao and it sounds
I also enjoy our chats aswell, we seem to get on really really well, and do you know something?
Well i love speaking to you, cos like i say you are Crazy Carol after all lmaopmp
I'm glad that friend called, i hope you had a good natter.
I don't know why i am saying all this, cos we said it all on the phone, well most of it lol
I am getting bombed at by a ing big moth lmao
It won't leave me alone, maybe it fancys me lol
Go on and say it, Nutty Natty from Netherton.
Oh yeah you gorgot to put the Bootle in, you Crazy Crackers Carol lmao
Oh well time to go i think, oh no not of h2g2, but to see if i have more postings.
You will most probably be reading this in the morning, so if you are i hope you had a good night.
So take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
Your Big Little Sis xx*NATS*xx

lmao, nah as u can see i`m still here,,lol...

u should see ur spelling in that last posting lol.....what may i ask is naking??? i`m dying to know ....
also what is kok??

lol

yeah i agree with the fact that we get on like a house on fire lol. We are like a pair of chatterboxes lol. Yeah i was glad that both you and my best mate called lol, well actually your both best mates...

take care
sleep well

xxxcarolxxx

Hi Big Little Sis



This time i know that you are in bed lmao
ing hell hun, this is absolutely killing me, not to throw things at each other lmao
Well Kok means chuck in Liverpool hun, and naking should have been making lol
Saying that i was your best mate, that has made my head swell, and now i can't through the door lol
Anyway chuck Kok or sis, whatever lol
I will be going to bed myself within a hour, so you have a good night
Take care cos i care.
xx*NATS*xx