h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya! I'm Tomcat- a shadowy figure who makes strange remarks. If you are ever bored just hit me for a chat.

Hello Tom Cat

Pleased to meet you.
I am so sorry for only just getting back to you, i really am.
Its just that ive been rather busy.
Either on email, writing letters that are not on email, or im on h2g2, or even on the phone lol
I hope you will accept my appoligies lol.
Is Tom your first name or is it just your user name.?
Its just that i hadnt time to look into your space yet.
Do you come here often lol.
Hope you get back in touch, it would be nice to have another friend on h2g2.
Anyways its time for bed cos its calling me lol
Catch you later i hope.
Take care.
love
xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx

Tomcat isnt my real name- Im called Jack. Yeah, Im online a lot, probably too much really. Add me to your friends list, you'll find it at the bottom of your personal space.
Best Wishes,
Tomcat (a type of plane)

Hi Jack.

Pleased to meet you by name lol
I am on a lot aswell im always lurking.
I still havent been in your space propper,(i think ive spelt that right) lol, but i have added you to my list of friends, and you can do the same.
How old are you if you dont mind me asking.
You can tell me to sod off if you want lol
Howz life with you today, hope its cool.
Were you on ld, and if so what was your user name, cos my mate has just asked me to ask you were you Tomcat22.?
My user name is the same one when i was ld.
Hope to catch you soon.
xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx

I'm 16! No, Tomcat145 is my username and I've never been Tomcat 22. Wow, somewhere out there is another person like me..... rather worrying really!
I'll be glad to add you to my list of friends- it appears rather bare at the momement, another problem I must remedy, aside from world hunger, world peace, disease, and proving the existence of God.
Are you an Adams fan? I find it hard to believe that anyone could not be- I will always love his memory. Hitch-Hiker's, Dirk Gently, Last Chance To See (one of his lesser known works, about species that are, or were- the book was written in 1991- on the brink of extinction) all gems in what can sometimes be a rather dire modern literary world.
I'll sign off with a little quote on the subject of tautology- this can be found at the beginning of Life, The Universe and Everything (the 3rd Hitch-Hiker book)- "Anything that happens, happens. Anything that causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again." Says it all really.
Keyser "Tomcat" Soze

Hi Jack

its late truly i am.
Its just that ive been updating quite a lot.
And plus ive got a lot on my mind at the moment.
Im waiting for a letter from the hospital, to go and get operated on my eye.
And i am also waiting for a letter to go and get my hip xrayed.
Anyway catch you later, all my love xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx

Hi Jack



Are you ok hun, cos you havent spoke to me for awhile.
I still havent heard anything of the op for my eye, or even my xrays and now its doing me head in.
What kind of music are you into and what books do you read.?
I am a Stephen King fanatic, he is brilliant.
Ive even got most of his films aswell, im addicted to him lol
I like classical music, it relaxes me when im not well or when im tired.
Anyways i must dash cos i am bloody knackered, i think i need my beauty sleep
Catch you later i hope.
Lots of xx*NATS*xx

Hi Jack



Just writing to you to let you know that i am still alive and kicking lol JUST lol
I thought you would have got back to me by now.
I hope you get back in touch cos i just love to talk.
I think thats why people call me chatty Natty. lol
What have you been doing lately, anything interesting.?
Please do get back in touch.
I had better go and get my bath cos Stuey is ringing soon, so i will catch you later.
All my to you and your family lots of xx*NATS*xx and the gang xxxxxx

Hey! Sorry about not replying, I haven't been online for a while due to my GCSEs. Iv been really busy with revision.
My favourite music tends to be 70s rock- especially Queen- and Christian rock bands like Deliriou5? and Phatfish.
I'm a really big fan of the writings of Douglas Adams and am currently working on an Adams style novel, but Iv put that on hold for a bit.
I hope your eye op goes well.
Best wishes,
Jack

Hi Jack



I am glad that you got back to me i really am.
I thought you had forgotten all about me lol
I like some rock but not a lot, i like Queen, even tho they are ancient now lol
I also like most of the new stuff aswell, but i also like classical.
It soothes me when i am on a downer or just to relax after a hard days work in the house.
I hope you do well in your exams, i really do.
Anyways i had better go and go and do some work otherwise i am going to be glued all day to the settee, now we dont want that do we lol
So i had better go and do some work before i seize up lol
Good luck on your exams and i hope that you pass.
Lots of going your way.
love from xx*NATS*xx and the gang xxxx Stuey, Alan, Tina and Gary xxxx