h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh and by the way SEF thanks for helping us out. And where do you find these B#ed type pictures?

Didn't I mention that I run a blob-finding service at A999994. It's partly an off-shoot of bugfinding activities but my own little project idea. I suddenly noticed there were pictures on site which weren't in the Picture Gallery pages. So I made a list of the ones which were and any others I met around plus a few I'd uncovered by more nefarious means for other reasons and then I got serious about it...

Having discovered that you were engaged in a worthwhile project (very subjective that) I thought I'd keep a specific lookout for things you might need. I have other cunning plans which can be made to interconnect too. Correlating things which other people may think are unrelated or not even think to notice is one of my odder skills.

Well, I like this skill But still you can be offered a job at the Hogwarts school itself. You could be like Filtch or something like that You can decide, since you've done a lot for us as well.

I could probably handle being some sort of gremlin in the basement - that's very me in some ways. Do I have to trick people into giving me their clothes?

If you want you can be the Filtch character but with magic if you wish. You could also have an animal follow you around, or a gremlin Anywho what do ya think?

I was thinking more in terms of Dobby, the now unindentured house elf - hence my reference to clothing. Good at digging up arcane knowledge and filching spell ingredients.

If you want to be a house elf like dobby thats fine, but what would ya do?

What I always(?) do - as little as possible or sneak around and cause trouble (depending on the circumstances).

Anyway, what exactly are you expecting everyone else who signs up to do?

Well we have a few kinks to work out....

Anywho do you want to be the house elf, who is sort of like Peeves the Poltergiest. He terrorizes the school screams and makes fun of students. Ehhh.... ?