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well the only reason mr korrigan bossman is getting the main seat is cos hes told me to get on with my dancing and come to work or im out the door so i need to show him just how good my dancing is
if i pull in enough punters ill get a bonus n pay rise right??
well totty must go now and do her preparations for tonight...polish g-string, shine stilletos oohhhh better have a good wax as well!!! lmfto
spk later

Oh well in that case i think that Mrhead has a very good case, afterall one dance in how many weeks, but whats this BONUS business, i think that if you dont get enough bums on seats youre out the door regardless so what sayeth you to that?

Yes i waxing may be in order, we dont want any wild beavers running around the place now do we? I certainly dont want to be charged by the RSPCA now do i?

Right then catch you later

as always BN.xxx

hi donna and bn i hope you are both keeping well. homemade biscuits are always better than the ones you buy in the shops. i have not heard of the group REM. i have been a bit out of touch with the music scene for over the past 12 years. donna i will be popping in at 10.30pm at the boars head.

kat

donna please tell me why high stilletos are?

kat

HI Kat, so if homemade biscuits are better (which i do agree with) wheres mine then?

for you and of course for myself as well /

I also think that you will find that REM have been going for longer than 12 years, as far as i can REMember "its the end of the world as we know it" was their first big hit, and their most popular would be sither "losing my religion" or "shiny happy people"

Well hopefully catch you in the function room later then.
Regards BN.xxx

bn i remember them now, not good at remembering bands names. yes i do remember shiny, happy people. here are a sample of my home mad bics: refrigrator biscuits and shrewsbury biscuits.

kat

thanks bn for the .

kat

no problem, still waiting for the biscuits though, the way in which i send them is @@@@@@@@@@@@@ like this

So what have you been doing with yourself then? Having a good day?

Regards BN.xxx

bn here are my favourite biscuits:

lemon and orange biscuits:@@@@@@@@@
triple chocolate biscuits:@@@@@@@@
shrewsbury biscuits:@@@@@@@
ginger biscuits:@@@@@@@@

thanks bn i have been apart from back and neck pain. i have a good day but i have not done anything special.

kat

maybe i am a bit too lazy but arnt days off best spent doing as little as possible

So what have you done in order to have back and neck pains

I know i only live about 40miles away but whats a shrewbury biscuit, thats one i dont believe i have come across?

I much prefer cookies mmmmmmmmmm or milk chocolate hobnobs

Catch you later then and once again sleep well

BN.xxx

mmmmmmmmmm jaffa cakes r my favourite!!! lol

jaffa cakes are nice, but i am not going to ask as to the reasons why they are your favourite

I reckon we could set up a cult, there seems to be an overwhelming amount of s going on this evening

as always BN.xxx

oohhhhh i tho
and as for why i like jaffa cakes......they taste good why else would i eat them u nutter!!!

Well lets just say i was getting carried away with the spirit of the evening only joking but hey thats a thought isnt it?

Besides that hark whos calling whom a nutter anyhoo...... ring any bells (or was that quasimodo again)

as always BN.xxx

pmplmao now now BN a normal wouldve been fine but oh no!!! uv got too ing half kill me with them bear not that im complaining u understand...a bear is better than no

so u saying u look like quasimodo now eh?? hmmm what a lovely looking lad then

well the competition wasnt up to much was it

Mind you i could hardly be described as lad now a days could i?

So let me get this right:

TOTTY quasimodo or just being bear by quasimodo which one, once again you decide......

as always BN.xxx

hi bn and donna the reason for my back and neck ache is the amount of shopping i do - no car taxis are very expensive. but the more likely reason is just stress and tension i get these episodes now and again and they go away eventually. shrewbury biscuits are biscuits with raisins in. i have visited shrewsbury several times when my once late uncle and my aunt used to live. i also love jaffa cakes.

kat

kat...
mmmmmmm jaffa cakes are amazing..but far too adictive

BN...
errr no i dont quasimodo!!! no my type of man im affraid lol
the last i got was from my brother on friday night

hello remember me?

yep im talking to u in the bar lmao oohhh u mean BN