h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time holding the phone to his ear on his head
"Hi there,
Although we would never use any of these resource dragging spice ups on any system.
We read it before and had the impression that besides the uselesness the article was fine."

Sailor in Time comming in with his broom
"Can you make it sweep the decks, then it would come in handy for us
at ( A559208 )"

flipping over the decks
"Wrong link should have been ( A552908 ) excuse me..

Aharrr! What ho!

Nephew Who comming in dragging a Gigantic clip on his back
"Something like this perhaps, I did not use your code. ( A1109819 )"

Army officer in ancient uniform sitting behind a desk
"Hereby we declare Bob McBob co-owner of any copyrights we have over the 'Dancing Clip' aka ( A1109819 )"

signed:
Traveller in Time (signature)
Nephew Who (signature)
<> (signature)
pronounced (paw print)
named Dict Code Hacking (fin print)
Susan Winkle aka Traveller in Time (signature)
Susan Winkle aka Nephew Who (signature)
Susan Winkle aka <> (signature)
Susan Winkle aka pronounced (paw print)
Susan Winkle aka named Dict Code Hacking (fin print)
Sailor in Time (signature)

Erm?

What on earth?

Nephew Who scratching his head
"You suggest the servers generating these postings and entries are located on earth. Wel I guess you are right about that."

Susan Winkle aka Nephew Who holding the content of a certain page ( <./>test1109819</.> )
"Feel free to use this as content for an entry of your own. Or suggest us any alterations. It will not be as formal as visual, just drop a suggestion and we will try do do something with it."

I fear tables of such complexity are slightly outdated nowerdays. Most people use GIF, BMP or JPG, as in A1125893 or http://www.geocities.com/compunach//fulls/image.htm?http://www.geocities.com/compunach/silly/lowres/clippittogether.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/compunach?silly. Please visit

Nephew Who tapping on his any browser compatible console
"Thanks, we are many people, not most. I do not like just tables either, but blobs smileys and tables are the only real furniture I have found in use here so far. However you can do lots with&of them."

Traveller in Time landing on his head
"He says the parser ate your bmp, but the parser is not the bug. Any existing 'http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/*. [browser_image_ext]' should do. However even Nephew has always some trouble finding a good link as the preview button does not show images if they are not in cache for the entry. <./>Check our link tag entry</.> (does not work) try ( A1091080 )."

swimming in the atlantic just north of canaries ( A552908 )
"Nice pages your pointing at, but 'Silly Pictiures' could mean they want to pick our res in a Silly script. Sorry, we do not like complex tables but we do not allow scripts to run before they are checked. NB back to the home from new window silly picktiureres does leave us without left border!

In Html Tools the 'Delete' in the button shows as 'delet', all this ccs and font manipulation should enable to prevent such!
The editor feels like edlin, perhaps it could be some more advanced."



BEEP beep

Traveller in Time on his head in his hands<?>
"Great to see these weeds in photo.
Now I do not feel the urge to draw them.
I remember a time where we had a game rolling down the hill in swimsuit trying to avoid the nettles. It was always great fun.
And about the stings: you can get used to them! I felt merely the scratching of the stems.

Congratulations with another edited entry!"

I put lots of entries into PR ages ago, and have now forgotten about most of them, but a few have been picked out now... wierd.



Yuk. Ooops, I mean

Traveller in Time on his head
"You tell me you were unaware of the entry still in the process?
Even while I do not support the editing system I have seen your entry several times being commented."

Nephew Who enlarging the nettle Blob
"Should do fine on your personal space."

Well, I suppose it sticks arround until it's removed. It's just weird that they've been in there a while, and then suddenly get picked when you forget about them for a while.

Traveller in Time on his head
"You have done it! They have published 'How to train cheese'
Congratulations."

This calls for some serious drinking!

Traveller in Time visiting on top of the cage
", Did you know cheese has increadable flexile legs?
Playing on the swing one of the nails got stuck .
No harm was done happily, only a scared owner. I will have a thank you."

I'd need a if I saw a bendy-legged cheese stuck on a swing nail

Traveller in Time looking for bugs
"As usual, Congratulations with 'Impossible pie'. I still have to try it however..."

Thanks (again!).

Try it! It's easy to make!