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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Started conversation Mar 7, 2003
Welcome to h2g2, 
I am Mort, 
<./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site. 
My fellow researchers Rocket Man A725500 and Mel A559695 have compiled list of links to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful and useful entries.
If you want to find out something, then the best place to ask is <./>ASKh2g2</.>, someone can always help there! Or visit <./>ThePost</.>
our weekly newspaper to see what’s happening in h2g2. And the page that everyone always wants to find is <./>smileys</.> click on the link to get the full list 
If you want to visit my page for a chat or you need any help then click here U204689 , leave me a message and i will get back you as soon as i can
Happy Hiking! 
Mort
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