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Stupid firewall thing
Posted Jun 30, 2005
Not only can I not access Yahoo, but now for some reason I cant start a conversation on ask or anywhere so can one of the kind people on my friends list or odd penguin type people please post the following to ask for me.
SUBJECT:
It cant kill them or leave external marks...
QUESTION:
Im the head coach and somme of the other coaches and I are taking some of our new mud cult members (rugby players) away for a few days bonding/reward. How can I punish and build character (ritually humilate) any players who becoame unruly and do not "respect my authority" whilst away?
I normally use alcohol as a punishment/medium for brainwashing but as these players are all under 16 I cant. What evil things can I do them that :-
A. wont land me in the dock.
B. are easily acheivalble on a tight budget.
one club, one rule, one coach 
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My friend the facist.
Posted Apr 23, 2005
It was the end of a long week, well actually a standard five day long week, but you know what I mean. I was on the way home and having cycled to the top of the hill I stopped at the Queens head to see who was about and have a swift shandy.
There were a few familiar faces and I guy I hadnt seen in a while. Brett was a guy Id got talking to a few years ago. He drinks often in a pub round the corner from the rugby club.
"You're one of those nutters from that football team who come into the Firkin singing arent you?2
"No were rugby players"
"Oh Ive always fancied a go at that"
I invited him down to training but he declined he explained his shyness and that currently he was undergoing psychiatric help because of his depression due to his feelings about his weight. I told him one of the best alieviators of mild depression was exercise, endorphines, sense of purpose, meeting new friends, blah blah blah. We introduced ourselves and I got off at my stop and he carried on home.
Over the next few weeks I saw him a few times and we talked about this and that. Being a evangelical sports freak I continued trying to tempt him down. At one point he asked if there was any danger that people might tease him about his weight. I sort of lied. I said there was no chance.
"There are bigger guys than you down there and they get treated no different from anyone else."
Now its true in a sense. In the first few weeks people would not say anything to him apart from,
"Hi whats your name?" general get to know you stuff "Where are from have you played before?"
Then they would take the piss out of everything once he was one of the lads, we are fairly evil to each other, but Id feel more pushed out if people stopped abusing me. The banter after the sport itself is one of the main things I miss when were not playing or training.
Buoyed up by my good advice and little white lie Brett came to training one week. Unfortunately this was before we had really got ourselves in order. none of us had any coaching qualifications and traing was something of a free for all with nothing strutured to bring in total novices. To a newbie our training sessions were a real baptism of fire and Brett like so many others was a bit daunted and never showed up again.
I changed jobs and couldnt train in the evenings so didnt see him as he was going home after that. I saw him in the pub now and again but it was always too loud and a few 
too late for a constructive chat, but we said hi or raised a glass together.
In the mean time Id taken coaching courses changed jobs again moved house twice. Hed moved from a low payed job to a better one. These and other things we spoke about when I met him on the way home last night. I invited him down to our presidents day celebrations. Three juniors games a first team match and a veterans run-out/pitched battle. He said he couldnt come Sunday as he was taking part in the St Georges day March.
"Yeah they're a lot of fun, we took the kids down to do a display last year it was a good day, but unfortunately the dates clashed this year"
"Oh Id stay away this year if I were you there's going to be a BNP march going up to the park aswell"
"Well it was OK before we diddnt see any trouble and besides everyone seemed to get along, even the *moodies* who spent all day drinking the Crown and the Globe dry"(pubs next to the park)
"Look I know Im going on the march"
"Im the BNP candidate for this ward at the next council elections"
"Why?"
He started off by telling me "Im not racist you know that" I kept my gob shut and listened. He proceeded to tell me about his feelings and the way Falklands and Gulf vets were being passed over for housing for the sake of Iraqis and Afghanis. We argued back and forth about if this were tru or not and if he knew one person this had happened to, but he'd read the literature and that was that.
"Why do you have to stop immmigration?"
I told him about the French influence in Nottingham and how they had contributed to the lace industry and the general walth and culture of the city.
"Ask my brother (he'd introduced us earlier) how much I hate the French"
I asked Brett how would he feel if he were taken from his country transported in the hold of a dark ship cold at night baking ht in the day. What would it feel like if the people who you hoped had brought you food and water raped you. They then sold you and your baby was killed in front of you. What if the rest of your miserable life was spent working for not one penny of pay but being beaten and whipped if you werent working hard enough. The other children that you had cried for food and you cried because you knew their lives would be a smiserable as your had become. Worrying that if they did anything about this mistreatment they could be hung or beat to death.
This happened and all the money from peoples labour came to Britain to help build the things you see around you. Churches, libraries, universities, railways, canals and palaces. Paid for in part by the sweat and blood of my ancestors beaten out of them by your ancestors how can you tell anyone they have no right to come here and benefit from these things.
"I dont know what to say"
He gathered his thoughts and I looked up to find his cousin his brother a few of the regulars and the bar staff listening to every word.
"but somethings got to be done. What about the dirty, Paki, Muslim, vermin who stabbed me in the back on the High Street?" He blustered. I want to kill him, smash his face in and...."
"To be honest if I knew who it was and he walked in here Id probably help you, but if your brother" I gestured playing to the crowd now " hit me would it be alright for me to hit you?" I put my hand on his shoulder, should you ever do me wrong for something that has nothing to do with me?"
I moved down to his eye level and put my other han on his shoulder and he shook his head.
"Brett, the BNP have some good ideas but they also have a lot of bad ones and they are lieing to you to make you hate people who you dont even know. I have to go know but you take care. One love"
I was lieing I think they're completely full of shit, but I dont htink he was ready to hear that.
I got out while I was ahead, but I know this is not over.
one love 
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Im even more pleased with myself than usual.
Posted Feb 26, 2005
My local council recently announced a scheme to provide child car seats mto families on low incomes.
This is an idea I put forward along with a safety equipment loan and installation (where needed) scheme which I put forward a few years ago. Ieven fitted someo f the equipment myself.
I feel better than James Brown.
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Posted Apr 23, 2004
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Today Matthew I am going to be....
Posted Dec 16, 2003
Busy week this week and I dont know if its the cold. The dark afternoons? Not eating properly because Im never in the house long enough to have some proper food? Not getting enough rest compared to how much there is to do? Feeling a bit stressed because people are giving me greif for not doing everything and being pissed off with myself for not getting all the important things for Christmas done right?
But Im knackered, thats for sure.
One thing is cheering me up though its the thought of being 
this afternoon at one of the Local play groups. Hopefully it will be a bit of light relief in an otherwise stressful and rigorous week.
If nothing else it will be a chance to get a few free mince pies down my neck.
Apologies for not saying hi and not being round much but I'll hopefullly be showing my face a bit more next week.
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