h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

excuse me, just 'redecorating' my personal page - getting rid of the troll conversations . . .

az

sorry, just had to do that . . .

az

morning!

How are you today?

Thanks for your email yesterday.

az

Fine but busy back on later.

Hi big sis,

guess we just have some similar tastes and interests. You linked to a few articles that I had read and would have mentioned myself. After you started posting convos based on articles I had found interesting I started reading and thinking wonder if that will pique her interest?

Anyway it amuses me.

How have you been anyway?

Im muddy but happy.

hi bro,

That's funny that you clued into my penchant for posting threads from stuff I read in the Observer. Well, Sunday mornings tend to be a bit slow and some of the threads have been interesting and have carried on for awhile. The food one seems to be helping people a bit too, just being able to talk about all that.

How are you today? Still muddy?

I'm fine. Three weeks now without cigs. I think I can stop counting now and just enjoy the 'free' weekly book I buy with the money I used to spend on cigs. I am presently in the midst of a Terry Pratchett reading fest - bought The Colour of Magic this morning.

Yesterday was 22º and very sunny. Today looks like it will be the same. Time to start taking the bike out on a regular basis.

sis

Hi az warrior queen.

All the mud has gone now but aches are where the mud used to be.You know these under the counter transplants you can get from developing countries? Im thinking of getting two knee transplants done.

As you probably guessed I spotted your little tangle. I knew you were subscribed but I was shocked even though you were justified, that you bothered. I feel slightly stupidy for even talking to her. You state and show how she's wrong she shuts up and you think she's finally *got* the point two or three days later your back on the same old merry-go-round. You state the facts of the situation to her and then she'll post as if shes accpeted the point only to argue the toss at some later date inspite of her own self penned admissions of her anger, and deceptions. What does go on in her head?

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Posted 2 Weeks Ago by Della the Cat Woman:

P.S., I have said until I am in the face, that I have not lied about being two people! I have explained that when I said one of my sisters had an abortion, I meant the woman I am calling 'Fay', I explained that I bottled about admitting as Della to having had an abusive husband, and I have explained that I said Adele was leavingm and she did.

Post: 4

Posted Last Week by Della the Cat Woman:

Jordan, I apologise, I was really worked up and upset because of my son... I don't want to go into any detail, but he was *so* upset about what NoMember said - and when Blicky weighed in, I think without proper understanding, well, it all got out of hand. Because I know the 'backstory' (if you will) I can see why Wraith was so agitated, and it's natural that I feel angry and helpless. I should not have been so vituperative to you!
About what I said to azahar about her man friends, you've got me there - I mean Blicky and NoMember... It's one of the times in the lead-up to the massive blow-up, when I frankly was fighting a match with a flamethrower! I shouldn't oughta done it. Is that the only Adele thing that upset you?
I admit that on the God thread I did talk as if Adele was a separate person.



Glad your weather is picking up ours is crap for bike riding. Especially if your gowing into the gales but fun if they're at your back. I bought my sisters old bike for Liz so she can come out with me Simon and maybe some of the other boys, but as we get a bit rough, muddy and wet, we are also looking to join the local club as they do family rides round the park and farm land on sundays.

The best bit of the Guardian is Richard Ingrams comment column on sundays. They do good sports coverage too. Ingrams is one of my heroes heres a link to a satirical news magazine he set up. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/ The best bits are saint Albions (Tony Blair as the vicar of a small parish) the newsey bits arent available on line though and they also do a lot of investigative jouranlism.

one love

Why were you shocked that I bothered? I mean, other than it being a total waste of time . . .

az

That was it essentially. I thought, no az will just ignore that, but dragging your name into things again was out of order and daft and have said so. So I can see why you did just didnt tink you would.

Guess Im not as good at az bingo as I thought

Are you kidding? I was half-tempted to post a link to the WWWA thread on the other various 'Della problem threads' just to show everyone what latest bit of crap she had come up with. Honestly, it was the first time I have ever got truly with her. Because previous instances of her nasty false accusations and hysterical ravings could be traced back to something recently said that made me feel at least partly responsible, if only for continuing in an attempt to speak to her as if she were even remotely rational.

Now it has been a month since I had any contact with her at all. So to discover her making unpleasant insinuations and telling lies in reference to me on a thread that I am not even participating on - well, that was just too much. Yes, I do read that thread, but my reason for doing so has nothing to do with the c** woman.

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That's because you have never seen me angry. If this sh*t keeps up I'm afraid I will get quite angry. And it won't be pretty.

az

Dont like the sound of you getting angry. I'll take your word its not a *nice* thing and hope I never get to see the proof. I have left Della another message about her wild accusations and muddled assumptions. Advising her again to try and read stuff properly rather than with a red mist over her eyes and posting in that same frame. Your idea about posting Dellas stuff on other threads might get taken as spamming though I have thought about collecting all her little lies together for a guide entry, but I think life is too short, I dont mean that in a sarcastic sense I do actually think I might expire before it was finished.

Talking of things that keep coming around have you seen the newbie on arguments for disbelief with a blank personal space, who ignored their ace visit and came straight after a christian.

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Well, never mind. I wouldn't really get angry - it would be a waste of time and energy. If she wants to carry on like an idiot then the people who matter to me will probably see her accusations for what they are. The annoying thing is that I am not bothering her in the slightest, so why the hell is she posting lies about me?

Anyhow, I wasn't considering spamming, just posting a link to the WWWA thread. But I honestly can't be bothered.

Let's change the subject, shall we? This one is dead.

Off to work now . . .

az

hey darlin',

Wassup? How are you?

It's another hot and sunny day here (ho hum )

Had serious plans to totally reorganize my life this weekend but think I'll be lucky to get the windows washed . . .

az

An extra big HI big sis,

glad your having some good weather it is absolutley brass monkies here.

Life is good though and theres lots of fun things to do which doesnt leave much time to chat but things will quieten down in a few days.

*speak* soon

Take care.

one love

They are harvesting the oranges in my street today and everything smells like orange juice.

How are you, hermanito?

A bit miffed to find a nasty message from maniacal vixen on my page this morning and then see that she has gone around thanking all my mates for the 'support'. Had no idea what she was talking about until I saw elsewhere that I had 'offended' her on the god thread somehow and then all of you guys backed her up?

The mind reels.

az

Big sis,

She obviously has got something wrong in translation somewhere. Still Im sure most other people like you. Like I say, you have bcome a very big part of my overall hootoo experience and it is a nicer experience for you being here.

I said something supportive on the god thread along the lines of this goes over my head too somtimes but its about ideas not fancy words and if you dont understand ask and someonw is sure to explain if things get a bit too jargonny. She left a nice message back on my PS then when I wasnt keeping up with the blog on any thread too well I saw a little bit of something on that thread but wasnt quite sure what it was.

Been busy as a boy can be the last few days but things are calming down a bit for the next few weeks. Thank goodness so I can live my life at a more leisurely pace and get some stuff like house work done. Which is a necessary evil but hey.

Harvesting the oranges eh? Its still brass monkies here and the forecast is for a mixed bag for the next few days. That does not mean some sun and some rain, it means, frost/cloud/rain/fog and/or rain.

No breakfast on the god thread are you ok big sis?

Hope you're enjoying whatever your busy with. Off now to do stuff myself.

take care.

hola mi hermanito,

I stopped doing breakfast there ages ago - around the time when *he who must not be named* was turning the thread into a pathetic circus. Well, the whole breakfast thing started off as my way of bookmarking each morning since my page always shows the god thread as having -28 new posts. Now I just pop in without bookmarking.

I'm not all that busy these days, though I keep thinking that I should be. Hence, constant guilt about not totally reorganizing my life and making BIG CHANGES.

Am now worried that my cat Lua might have breast cancer! Will take her to the vet's tomorrow morning.

Otherwise and that, a typical Thursday.

gib sis

Hi Az hope its not the big C on your big Cuddly C, another comman thing with older female cats is (not cancer but some change to milk glands) which neccitate removeal, think it is more prevelent in cats that have had "mastitus" whilst weaning kittens when young.

However most cats seem to make a good recovery,when with CPL was more commen in older (8-12) next phase then was "thyroidal"10-14 ,then followed by liver kydneys 14+ ,depending on size of cat.

hi logicus,

I am worried now and will take Lua to the vet's tomorrow morning. I had to pick her up this morning to remove her from my chair when my student arrived. Normally, since Lua is the crankiest thing on four paws, I almost never pick her up because she *totally hates* being picked up (though she quite likes being kissed on the head).

Anyhow, by chance today I had to pick her up and then suddenly saw that one of the nipples was a bit blood encrusted and had a very hard mass under it. So, I am hoping it is just a cyst and can be treated without too much fuss. Poor Lua.

az