Strawberry Pigs......er...............About me

Hi, its me! Wow this is a wonderfull personal space! I dont know what to write in it at all! I know! I'll write in my personal details, I'lllet you know exactly where I am so you can all burgle me and trip over my special security system and die horrible deaths in my extremely spikey pit of spikes!
I live in Central London.....on a farm.......a Pig farm.......in a happy little world where all the pigs eat special GM strawberries (check out my homepage...... http://www.geocities.com/the_strawberry_pig/index.html" >http://www.geocities.com/the_strawberry_pig/index.html) and some of the pigs are extremely clever, or have weird evolutions...like being able to fly and carry messages very very fast. Pay us a visit if you live in England.......our extra value tour is only £97.50.(nobody beats us on price!)
Um....what else.......I'm 320 years old (in pig years), I dont know how old that is in human years. My hobbies are eating dirt off the roadside and breeding geneticly modified superpigs. (It's really fun!) And I live at 204 pig road, Sheepland (thats ireland in english!) And the island i live on is a private 1 and I'm runnin out of time so I'd better stop typing now.

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