h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some people get breakfast in bed, romantic trips abroad and other such romantic fripperies.

I was kept up until 4am by L coughing and snoring (she's got a cold) and woken up at 6am by Han and Chewie taking it in turns to push books, my alarm clock and a pair of glasses off my bedside table.

As such, I'm very tired and not particularly in the mood for huge romantic gestures. And if the woman's got me some disease for Valentine's Day, then I might have a rather snotty, sniffy meet.

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I suspect that the night romance died you were probably taken in for questioning.

In my defence, I claim extreme provocation.

As we're playing you tonight there's little love about anyway, hang onto the love you've got.

This could be the first time in history both teams manage to lose.

I'd laugh if it wasn't true.

Well, I was wrong.

Thanks mainly to the Leeds fans riding McSheffrey's back all night.

Certainly had him playing beter than he has since Christmas.