h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to h2g2,

Goodbye? How about au revoir? (except it contovenes the house rules by using English only - oops

I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site. I see you have got involved in some conversations already.
My fellow researchers Rocket Man A725500 and Mel A559695 have compiled list of links to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful and useful entries.
If you want to find out something, then the best place to ask is <./>ASKh2g2</.>, someone can always help there! Or visit <./>ThePost</.> our weekly newspaper to see what’s happening in h2g2. And the page that everyone always wants to find is <./>smileys</.> click on the link to get the full list
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Mort

dammit they got here before me!!
I told you someone would greet you if you wrote something here!

oh, hi mort

Hi Huffers

not fast enough!

bah, I had to finish some java programming

hmm... I thought Mort from the Discworld was male...
oh well, I'd prefer a gothic princess any day

He was!

I am steadily but surely confusing h2g2 as i often get referred to as 'he', due to the Sir Mort (they must think that the Princess is a typo for Prince!)and besides I am Knight of the Lunar Eclipse and Lady Mort sounds rubbish!

My nickname in most places is Mort as I think he is a great character (almost, but not quite as good as Death!)

Perhaps I should change my name to Sir Mort -of the Lunar Eclipse, Gothic Princess, ( ACE + Sub-ed ) I AM A GIRL!!!!


Mort