h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, yeah, I'm fine, just had a bit of trouble with the rents and being allowed online. How are things?

stressy... i broke down totally last week and went out and bought a pair of gloves. All well and good cept they were baby mittens. I cant do anything with them and they make me feel worse

hey you! where you vanished off to?

I've been banned from the internet for a while, managed to sneak on, but sorry about the slow reply. How are things going?

They're good. I was so worried about you.... why the ban? Can't you get on at college?

I can, but no one's told me how, and I don't know college policy on stuff like that, so I don't want to make a fool of myself.
Hope you're okay, tell me how things are going.

Well... I turned 18, my best frieds gf is pregnant and is having a termination on thursday, my best friend gave me his ring... (see my journal) and i made a spectacular f**k up on my maths exam yesterday...

In order:
Yay! Happy birthday!
I would offer her good luck, but it'd seem weird... you all have my sympathy.
I saw that in your journal, but I wasn't sure if I was considered a close enough friend to contribute. I wish I had friends like yours.
A level math? I have a loada friends who did it and found it really hard.

It was weird... she went with her dad in the end. Lucky her. Or not. I dont know. We dont get on well at all, but id never want to wish anyone harm. Still. Its all over now. Or atleast stage 1 is. My mate doesnt realise how hard she'll find it...

You are a close enough friend to pop into my journal... You probs do have friends like mine - sex obsessed and adorable. lol

yes maths.... yuck. no comment

Her DAD? Odd...
You never know; she may have thought it through properly. It would seem not, but she might have.
Okay, I'll keep an eye on it then. I have friends EXACTLY like that...
Yay! No exams until May!

Just did my last exam and wooo! It wasnt too bad...

I dont know how she thought it through buit i dont like how she messes matt around and i feel really sorry fro him to go through this twice, once with me once with her... he was so good to me when i had it.

EXACTLY! Woo! Im going shopping! wahey!

What the? It's happening to the same guy, your ex? I feel so sorry for him! Poor lad!
If I had money, I'd be...
going shopping too! Wahey!

No not my ex. Sorry that came out wrong. He's my best friend. He was there for me when i went through it, he was there when my ex should have been but wasnt. Now hes got to deal with it with his own gf. Nah my ex was such an idiot he wouldnt do owt if it happened again. No offence to man kind...

mmmm smoked salmon... hmmmm

Oh, right. No offense taken, some people are just naturally dithering.
Ugh, salmon. I used to like it, then one day I sat by the TV eating some, and I was chewing it for ages and I started imagining this bit of salmon in the rest of him/her, swimming contentedly around the sea, and from then on I hated it. Not to put you off your food or anything...

Ahhh, well my aunt runs a salmon farm, but she sent us this rank fish at crimbo and ive not eaten it since, i was just getting cravings. lol. How are you?

I'm angry at the amount of unnecessary work I have to do. Grrr...

oh dear... such as what?

Well, any work, really. I'm lazy and clever and I don't like it...

Bad combination that lazy and clever... i mean, thats what most of us are getting to now coz we cant stand being stuck at the school, but your in L6 you not sposed to be like that yet!

I'm just frustrated by the lack of interest in college. It's all too easy and boring. I wrote an amazing essay for history, reading alternate motives and other nontextbook things, then was told that I didn't get a good grade because what I did *wasn't* to rewrite the sheet, which everyone else did. Arg.