h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I mean your own life, of course. Although the sixties do sound pretty cool...
I can think of some times in my life when I was nearly happy - mostly when I was drunk or high - and before the abortion I was usually happy, too. Ignorance is bliss in that case.

Ignorance about that sort of thing is bliss, yes. BUT! Id far rather it happen and i learn from it than it not happen and i growd up to be a bifch... if i went back, id change alot and then maybe i could handle it all. What would you change?

Nothing, because then I'd be dead. Or at least, the current version of my personality would be.

There is no way i would want you to be dead! Your one of the nice ones!

u ok hun?

Yeah, sorry, phone lines were out.
But I hope you get what I mean. If I changed anything in my life, the *me* would be dead.

yeah i get you. How was your half term?

Oh, it was okay. Did a lot of boyfriendy things. It's Channel Four's Shriek Week so I've been watching loadsa scary movies with the GF. Currently in an argument with her over MSN tho...

Well arguemtnts are healthy, so it sounds like everythings good. Are you all happy and loved up?

I'd say yes, but the ex-pregnant ex (now with her own boyfriend) has taken to trying to persuade me to have "one last f**k" with eachother for closure, so we can both move on. Eek.

Tell her to f off - she has no right to ask that of you. And if she said that, i would doubt she was pregnant. Mostly coz i know i cud never do that with dan. sorry. what did you say?

I told her that despite my AMAZING horniness, no. And my GF told me we aren't going to have sex for a few years - and I wasn't even planning on us lasting that long! I tell you, it's not fun being a teenager.

Good for you! What do you mean you dont think you'll last a few years? Thought you were gona marry her if you both hiot 30 and werent! I take it you feel like a dog on heat them?

I feel like TEN dogs on heat! Actually, better make that women . Yup, I don't know how I can control it, I must practically be a Buddha.
We don't fit together as well as I thought we would. I don't particularly want to get married to anyone.

Aww kitten. Well, i hope you fit better soon and as for the dogs on heat bit, well... as a very close friend of mine says sh*t happens. If thats all it boils down too then you're head needs looking at, but im sure its not so we're all ok

Thankoo!
That's odd, a few close friends of mine say exactly the same thing!

would they be league of gentlemen fans? coz i think thats where its from... hohummm

I think that that particular saying has been around for thousands and thousands of years, since the dawn of time

Or since Mr. T-Rex stepped in some and his wife said Sh*t Happens

are you ok hun?