h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Take it from the beginning, m'dear. Venus despises snow, as does a mutual friend B'Elana. They talked of a snow haters club, and were trying for a good name for it ...

Hey! I like that one AD Much better than any we could think of

Well, i´ve always taken great pride in my ability to abbreviate
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And, dontcha worry, you´ll most probably live to see the end of harsh winthers in europa..
.. hopefully though, you live a little more than the estimated water-level rise of 9-37cm, above sea-level..?
Anyway, -all climatic considerations aside- How´s your overall existense sweetie?

AD

Ya AD know, if the water level rises by that much, i think i can safetly assume it's time for me to grow webbed feet and gills One of the drawbacks of living in a county thats almost flat.

I'm doing fine thanks m'dear
It's been a long while since i've seen your user name around. How have you been? and what have you been doing the last.....3 years is it?

That should have read >Ya know AD<
You will notice that my typing has'nt improved either

Dear god do you still use this site...?

Oh, soz hia n all that guff hope your well?




Just passing through thought it would be rude not to say hi 2 u







Guess who I work for now....?

"Venus with gills and webbed feet"
..Well hunney, all things taken into account, it might be an evolutionary leap in a sensible direction..
But you´d probably have to renew your shoe-collection,
-and scarfs would likely be coming back into fashion,in a big way (actually, i´m not in a position to say whether it has indeed been out of fashion lately..)
-Anyhoo, -you´d still be very attractive!
.. Maybe even the main attraction, -you see, one of my aquaintants has this, ..hmmm, travelling excibition fair, and i could probably land you (as a manner of speaking, f´course )a sweet deal


Well, i´ve been quite busy groomin my -
(..should i tone it slightly blue, do you think? would it work with my teint? please be honest)
-in between makin myself the happy father of yet another beautifull babygirl, and trying to make ends meet, ..
It´s not as simple as it sounds,if it sounds simple, -as most decent people come to realise along the way, -and i can´t even claim that i´m a part of that particular social segment.. hmmm..

AD

Good heavens!! Hey Mark, all i need now is for Rebs to crawl out of the woodwork and the show is complete
How the devil are you? IS it right you are working for the big B?

Hey AD
I'm not sure i've got long enough to evolve gills and webbed feet before i start pushing up the daisies It would save a fortune on footwear though
My you have been busy. How old is your newest baby girl? I bet she's really cute Making ends meets seems to be a lifetimes work for some of us, it never gets any easier. Still on the bright side, those that have never have to struggle and have everything handed to them on a silver plate, are rarely happy at all.

There ARE other grand-parents in this world? Whooo-hooo !!!

*envisioning a webbed-toed Venus ... ... The strappy-sandals and nail paints just don't work ... *

It certainly is true, I crossed over the line and thought after using my skills to break the system I may as well join them n get paid for fixing it :s


If that makes sense of course

Plus there's 20% off anything from Virgin megastores..

God I feel so dirrrty being a corporate monkey




Woodwork? yeh us old timers do have a habit of suddenly appearing outta the internet haze. Thing's good with you these days?

Nope webbed toes would'nt look right in strappy sandals.

I'm impressed Mark It's about time you put your talents to 'legal' use
There's not many of us old timers here these days though i've made loads of new friends in the years that i've been using this site
Things are good with me, even better now i can get out in the garden again
Hows things with you? Have you seen anything of Bratty and Rebs?

I'm a good bwoy I am.

Hahaha! No really it's more than a new leaf, imagine a huge leaf if you will.

Well, actually imagine a massive leaf bigger tah you could imagine.. if of course imagining something bigger than you can imagine is possible.

Then get that hooooooj leaf turn it over (careful not to flatten any small towns whilst doing so). There you have it, my leaf turning.

What you doing in your world these days?

Having fun n all?



Then again, daft question. Everyone enjoys life it's grrrrrrreat.

Hmmm.. I'de make a great advert for anti-depressent, even though I'm not on them

God I've just confused myself again.

Where is the smiley banging it's head against a wall?

Actually i'm imagining the giant tree that leaf fell from

I'm still obsessed by plants and gardening I've reached a new level now...Orchids! No thats not a substitute for an expletive It's my latest passion. Growing hardy orchids in my garden It's taken alot of research to find out if this is possible to do, but as i already have a couple growing on the lawn, it should'nt be too hard. The only thing thats holding me back at the moment is the cost but i'll get there in the end

I see you've found the new smileys. I like this one >

Yes yes I do like the nem smileys.

I bought my mother an orchid when she came over for christmas, you'd think I'd bought her a million pound note.

Not that there is such a hting like. But let's for the sake of argument pretend there is it'll simplify thing's.

Just watching most haunted :s

Oh god my typo's are getting worse.

For some reason women like orchids, maybe it has something to do with dreams of tropical beaches being waited on hand and foot It works for me anyway
I havent watched Most Haunted for a while, it's not been the same since flamboyant Derek left. It always made me when he was 'possessed'....he was possessed in more ways than one

Allo Venus Darlin
just popped in to see if you are still around

Hey! Kif Hows you doing m'dear?
This is fast becoming a long lost friends thread I like it!