h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er, except for the pie and ice cream, everything has onions. Not that I object, it's just something I noticed.

*Gives Houndstooth a suspicious look as she takes her burger to the fixings table. She is pleasantly surprised at the selection available to dress her burger and decides on HP sauce, baby spinach leaves, marinated red onion, sliced black olives and mushrooms.*

Thanks for the pie you brought to the library at teh Atelier, by the way.

This is an excellent , Dan.

Glad you enjoyed the pie, little librarian.

As for the onions, I'm currently in business selling onions to Cajun restaurants. Sometimes I become a little overstocked.

How's your burger?

One of the best I've ever eaten.

I'm surprised you didn't put French onion soup on the menu.

To be honest, that's never been one of my favorites.

I'm trying to find a way to incorporate onions into the apple pie, but so far haven't been able to develope a tasty recipe.

How about a deep fried onion ring served with the pie? You know, sweet and salty?

Now that sounds promising.

*since it's Sunday morning, she goes into the kitchen and makes herself and D.D. thick blt's*