h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When you can hear the rustle of the gortex, and the clomp of the hiking boots, ... then you'll know the little rambler is ready.

We're already planning a camping trip for June

Of course. What-ever extra pound or two you don't run-off with mid-night feedings and nappy-changes, get worked off climbing and hiking.

*begins pacing* So any names ready yet?

*Gets ready to hand out non passive cigars*

*starts coughing at the non passive smoke in anticipation*

*takes a non passive cigar and continues pacing backwards and forwards, outside*

It's a bit cold outside, sure you don't want to wait inside?

There is more room to pace out here plus it stops the cigar smoke annoying anyone *paces some more

*wonders what the heck a non-passive cigar is, or is not ...*

Just an ordinary cigar perhaps?

So far we've settled on James Michael for a boy or Millie/Milly Kate for a girl. We can't decide on how to spell Millie/Milly though so if baby's a girl we'll either have to put it to vote or find a different name

So, you've ruled out calling Baby 'nighthoover' or '2legs'? James is my Brothers middle name

And Michael is my name

Fine names all, ... though I do tend to like Nick or Nicole ...

Quite a few people have suggested names similar to their own

I think you've overlooked the benifits of the name 'nighthoover' It'd certainly be unique and no chance of anyone else at school etc., sharing the same name

Doesn't quite seem appropriate for a first name though

True Might make an 'interesting' middle name though?

Hmmmm, ... Nick Nighthoover, ACE. Sounds like the making of quite a detective show.