h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im terrible, my thing is I rarely know when Im flirting, but thankfully my girl knows what Im like and is ok about! I was expecting her to go mad about us on the songline convo but she didn't!
Better behave, don't want to step on Rangers toes, she might bash me with something heavy!!

Im usually great with songs but for some reason I can never remember the title of that one!

Thats what you need mate, night out with the girls to take your mind off the men! Besides, women are so much better that guys.... at everything.

It absolutely freezing here, although it has stopped snowing, Im just not sure if thats good or not!! Other than that, things are ok.

Hiya Jazz,

All 'lubricated' and looking for a bad girl? Maybe I should leave!?

Hows life treating you?

My problem is I went to an all girls High School...and by the end of it I hated girls so much I didn't talk to them (as a general rule) for about 2 years...so I spent most of my life from about 18 to 20 hanging out with guys in their 30s and 40s...

...which is terrible when you're a flirt (but luckily I had more balls than any of them, if you will excuse the turn of phrase )...but then I found the more I hung out with the guys, the more I liked girls ...

And don't worry about Ranger, she knows I'll love her til the end of the univese, and then some more......

The thing with tonight is the band we're seeing is pretty...hard rock...and the pub they'e palying at is a hang out for opunks and metal heads...so there aint gonna be a lot of girls there...but I'll be there with my mate, and she has a way of making everything fun !

I have no idea what the weather's like here...I mean it was p!ssing down rain this morning, then it was sunny...now it's somewhere in the middle...

...oh well, it's just Melbourne weather !

Mmm too much for ya hun...we'll take it slow!

Most of my mates are male too, as girls generally dont like me, but thankfully when Im with the guys Im just one of them, no flirting involved... I just cant help myself with the girls tho!!

Awww, you and Ranger... 's young dream!! So sweet!

As long as you're with your mate and having a laugh, thats all that matters really!

Its the opposite of british weather then, we know it'll be cold... its just whether its wet cold or dry cold that we have to worry about!

Oi, Oi Jazz!

You couldn't handle me love.... fast or slow!!

Jazz - I got the cd ! I'm soooo stoked !

Willow - I usually am one of the boys (just in a long skirt ), the fact that I can outdrink them and play pool better than most of them has earnt me their respect...but I always take things the wrong way...if there's a way that someone said something that can be perceived as smutty, I'll hear it...

I've never been a *bat the eyelids* kinda girl, because I'm just not that girly...unfortunately that means I say a lot of raunchy things...unintentionally, of course

prob'ly couldn't handle most Willow...

I entirely get where you're coming from hun, if you can play pool better than the guys, then you know you'll either be ridiculed or accepted!

I dont do girly, dont think I know how! But smutty.. I can do that and if there's innuendo of the smallest amount then I'll pick up on it... or deliver it....

You? Unintentionally raunchy?? You're not trying to convince me you're all innocent now, are you?!

Yup, extremely innocent...a babe in the woods

The guys used to leer at me (you know, that "chick pool player" look )...until I kicked their @rses on the table...then they either became mates or scuttled off witht their tails between their legs...

...either result suits me fine !

I AM innocent! Pure as driven snow, I am...in fact, I may be on the road to sainthood...

(I couldn't even TYPE it without laughing !)

Tanzen-





Im not sure why but I dont believe you in the slightest!!


Jazz- Babe in the woods huh? Mind them trees, you wouldn't want to get a splinter anywhere!!

Tanzen,
Ive just thought, you could be a saint!!

The Patron saint of raunchyness and innuendo!!!

We bow down to your greatness!!

Oh, indeeed, deep bow!

and on that note Saint Tanzen, I am and nice and toasty in my bed, so I will away!!

Have a great night out hun, dont do anything I wouldn't do!!!


Jazz, take care and have fun.

Please all try and behave while Im gone!!

Willow

I've been thinking about starting my own religion...

how does Kristyanity sound

tanzen
(Kristy in sheep's clothing)

Night Willow !

have a good weekend, and I'll catch you soon !!

D@mmit, I catch up on the backlog just as Will leaves... how am I supposed to give her grief for hitting on my girl!?!?!?


Night, Will, sleep well mate!


And hello to you other two characters!

I'm sure there'll be plenty of time to ride her out for that one

...oh, by the way...

(I'm just off for a smoke, shan't be long !

"Kristyanity"

Looks like these two wenches have been giving you a hard time, Jazz... I'll try to be nice, at least for a little bit!

*hands Jazz and to pass the time waiting for Tanz' return*