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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 31, 2004
which came first, the love of counry music or livestock?
We make fun of south islanders (that's where all the sheep are)
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2004
I love animals...but I don't lurve them...that's the difference 
I remember reading this survey when I was in High School that said 1 in 4 boys that lived in Rural Australia had at least attempted sex with an animal...
...I was disgusted, but I'd be lying if I said I was completely shocked 
Man, why can't you guys as a country just get along 
? I remember one night two of my mates were at it all night...the whole Christchurch vs Wellington debate...when really they shoulda been ganging up on the Aussies 
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 31, 2004
Christchurch - Cold whereas Wellington - Cold and Windy
What were they arguing about?
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2004
Well she was from Christchurch and he was from Wellington...he said all the people from Christchurch were morons and she said all the people from Wellington were criminals...
...or something like that...<erm.?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 31, 2004
Did you pipe in and say "no the crims are from australia". Actually I apparently have a distant relative that was sent to aussie for stealing a silk hankey.
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2004
Well with the exception of US (
) Australia was created on a poulation of criminals, wasn't it?
How prissy are your ancestors, stealing silk hankies, anyway?? What's wrong with good old fashioned cotton?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 31, 2004
Relative not ancestor. He was sent to Aussie and stayed there with all the other prissy silk stealers 
Present company excluded ofcourse.
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2004
If I knew any thiefs they wouldn't be the kind to steal hankies...silk or otherwise...
that's just embarrassing!!
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 31, 2004
So you don't know any theives who are into aussie rules uniforms?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Mar 31, 2004
From the pics I've seen, aussie rules fans follow the tight shorts
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Apr 1, 2004
hello hollo
echo echo 
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tanzen Posted Apr 4, 2004
Well my mate follows Hawthorn and they have baggy shorts, and that's part of the reason she likes them......
...I used to have a team, but they merged with another state team...so now I have a valid excuse for having no interest in the game whatsoever 
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Apr 5, 2004
You have no idea how hard it is growning up a male in NZ who cares not for Rugby. Every time the first question "do you play rugby?"
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tanzen Posted Apr 5, 2004
I have never been to NZ...but from the Kiwis I know...yes, I can see ho whard it would be to be a male in New Zealand and not like the rugby 
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Apr 5, 2004
I think it's changing though because I haven't heard the same things about my brother. I don't like organised groups in general.
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tanzen Posted Apr 5, 2004
Yeah, I know what you mean...I've never been the typre to travel in packs......
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Apr 5, 2004
...says the woman starting a harem
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Apr 5, 2004
with a whip and leather hat?
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