h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe if you had one of each?

What is the Istanbul song?

I've decided that the perfect relationship would involve a guy and two girls...so yeah, one of each...it's just trying to get it all together that's the tricky part

...which is why I'm starting a harem

Istanbul was Constantinople
now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
been a long time gone, Constantinople
now it's Turkish delights on a moonlit night...
Every gal in Constantinople
lives in Istanbul not Constantinople
so if you've a date in Constantinople
she'll be waiting in Istanbul...

It keeps going, but I'm too lazy...

wow that's a long and pointless song

Yes, and painfully catchy

you know what's really catchy


take me down to the paradise city
where the girls are green
and the grass is pretty
oohhhh won't you please take me hooome

Guns 'n' roses ?

yep. Gun 'n' Roses always have a catchy chorus. Damn, now I have sweet child o mine running through my head.

Consider yourself lucky...I get Johnny Cash songs in my head !

aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh! Australia really is hell

It's not Australia's fault , it's the way I was raised !

My father listened to a lot of country but something drew me toward the light. A spark of evolution maybe?

There's nothing wrong with a little country...but in excessive doses it can cause brain damage!

I see a glimmer of hope

I'm listening to my Hair cd at the moment...you really have to be careful with this one...nothing more embarrassing than getting caught singing along to "black boys"

you caold be male and caught singing along to it

I had it on a tape once when I was in the car with my Dad...he put his window up as soon as it came on !!

Have a look

http://www.saphir.u-net.com/toys/esheep.htm

Awww man....you're making it very hard for me to behave....I am biting my tongue so hard I can actually taste blood....

That's ok, I know how aussies get around livestock

That's the last time I let a Kiwi joke go !