h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I hurt my forearm bowling on saturday night. This is my account I signed up with in 2000. I think I'm gonna have to kill off the wraith.

Wow...you hurt your arm bowling??

I could say a word or two about being unable to handle balls...but instead I'll just leave it at I hope you heal quickley !

You're gonna kill of wraith ? I liked wraith !

Can you bring him back every now and again just so I can look popular ??

Would it make you feel better if I told you you were that last thing keeping him alive?

With the bowling it was my own fault and inexperience (leave that one alone ) because I was using the wrong sized thumb hole and yanked at my arm.

"Life is too short to stick to doing things we're good at...we should really spend more time doing things we like doing as well..."

Wow that's deep stuff, are you okay?

Aww...poor wraith...there's something wrong when I'm the only thing worth living for...

And I'm sorry if I came across as being unusually profound...I was thinking about pool and dancing of course...neither of them are something I could say I was particularly good at...but I enjoy them too much to give up !

Pool is a good indicator of how much you've been drinking. For the first few drinks you playing gets as good as it's going to and a few drinks later it turns to complete cr@p

...aye, the trick is to make sure the guy you're playing against is at least one drink ahead of you ...

That would look good on a T-Shirt and it works for all games, not least of which is "fuzzy duck"

Apart from that, I think it's an excellent philosophy for life in general !

Are you still training or does the new person know where hearts and freecell are now?

I got to teach her the glories of the Mail Merge this morning ...needless to say she's absolutely stoked and can't wait to get into it

Poor kid...she's sitting over there begging for work...if only she realised that one day she'll have to do it all herself and will be crying for all the days she could have done nothing...but didn't....

ah to be new and stupid

oops I mean eager

Yeah...I remember when I used to pray for work....now I just pray for the sweet embrace of death....

hmmm maybe when I hit 30

Or maybe I just need a better job...

Yeah, I just need a better job !

I can't kick the bucket yet...I have great plans for being "crazy old hippie lady on a motorbike" !!

did you have any luck contacting the people at guiness australia?

Stupid ing firewall won't let me through...

...I've got a few days off tomorrow and Friday...I might see if I can find out elsewhere...

Good luck and don't freak them out too much

Right about now I could do with a job as a sleep research test subject

....dedicating yourself to science...that's very noble of you....

f guinness will have you then we can both be nobel. Tanzen - 'assuring quality for 20 million australians'