h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"s=" whats with that??

you went to press d but were too far left...then you went to press back space...but were still too far left...

...that's my theory anyway

So you're going a little stir crazy then?

What have you got to keep you occupied?

And how badly hurt are you ?

I'll survive hun, got the computer, TV, stereo, books, magazines, all that (oh, can't forget food & ). Goin' ou tomorrow though... !

Basiccally, just a very sore left butt cheek.

Man, if you have a computer, music and , everything else will fall into place !!

And you need to rest up for the , of course...you don't want be be going out already wounded...

...but you know what's good for general ouchiness??

Beer

(I should be a doctor )

Aye, a wee pint or 2...or 3, for purely medicinal purpose!

Medicinal purposes, of course!

I need a similar cure...I had my shower this morning and my hair is getting a bit dry...

...you know what's good for dry hair, don't you...

Beer!

Uh, at least what you don't drink.

But I'm sure if I drink ENOUGH of it it will help my hair !!

...I'm off to lunch now...should be back in an hour or so...

Ok hun

For the hair hun, I recommend a "two pronged attack", both internal & external applications! Probably more of the internal (ie. drinkin' it), because you never know how much of it goes up (to the scalp) & how much...well, we'll just say...obeys gravity.

Well I do intend on finding out, even if it means I spend the weekend in a drunken stupor !

tanzen
(drinking in the name of research)

So Tanz hun, Raanger's havin' surgery Tues.,

Yeah, it's all a bit hard core, innit ?

Yeah, but I guess the problem is serious enough.

But it sounds promising...

...but I've never been in surgery in my life...in fact...with the exception of when I was born...I've never had to stay in a hospital for very long...so I'd be freaking out a little...