h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Swop eating habits for a week or two...? Perhaps we should go with a Red Dwarf style body-swop...
My aura of priestly celebracy is obviously far too strong Or something like that.
I most fully back that guarantee. If you ever see that state of mind arise in me, please hit me over the head repeadedly with a rancid pilchard. Thankyou.

Good idea...
I think you probably mean celebacy... lol. Too strong? Or just accurate.
I'll try... You may as well grab your own fish as well, and aim it in my direction.

TK[1]

Fine.. then you become a hologram for a week... no, wait...
Celebacy, that's the one... Damn my ineptitude to spell.
I shall keep a rotting fish at my side always for this cause...

Oh dear... and to think I actually got /more/ than you on the geek test...
Celebracy's something entirely different... almost the opposite, one might say, lol
You may as well set up a Constant Rotting Fish Slap-o-tron.

TK[1]

I demand a recount!
I don't know... Ghandi was a celebrity /and/ celebate...
I'll start designing one... It wil run on 2 AA battries..

Me too, dammit!
He wasn't really a celebrity... he was just famous.
That's pretty efficient...

TK[1]

*waits for someone to design a new, improved geektest*
I did think that as I was typing.. I should have known you and your pedancy better... [is pedancy a word? Ermm...]
Ah, I didn't say how long it would run for on 2 AAs...

Why don't you do it? Ensuring extra geekpoints...
I don't know. But it should be. Though, rightfully I should be in a mood because of that insinuation
Depends how good it was- might not /need/ it to run for long.

TK[1]

Ah, but surely that gives me an unfair advantage...?
Insinuation? Heck, you know I only think it's good thing
Admittedly...

You have the advantage anyway
Hope so
You could make a portable one based on those personal pocket fan things.

TK[1]

Cheek Hey, the test picked you out as beeing the geekier, don't try and back out it now.. it's hip to be square. SO the song would have you believe.



That's a great idea! I can start a business selling them on e-bay!

So the test was wrong... gotta be a geeky thing to take them too seriously...



Lol, I want comission for thinking of it...

TK[1]

You were the one who wanted a recount...



Okay okay, we split the profits 40/60...?

Sounds good to me. Though I'm surprised at you being O.k with only 40%.

TK[1]

I meant 40% for you, foo'....
But I guess I'll let you have 60% if you'll let me get any profits form additional promotional payments, y'know, chatshows paying me to come on and demontrate it..

I know
Lol, no wat- you'll need a stooge to demonstrate it on!

TK[1]

Damnit, there's a good point...
...Does that mean you have to wear a spangly dress with large feathers and a plunging neckline, and be henceforth referred to as "my lovely assistant"?
Why don't we call it quits and split the profit 50/50?

Well, it wouldn't be my first choice, but whatever floats your boat...

All right then, sounds good to me.

TK[1]

Would you feel happier about it if it was purple? I'll make sure it's not too short as well, wouldn't want your knees getting cold

Right! We're of to the Channel 5 studios tomorrow at 8!

I'd rather something a bit more... masculine...

O.k, just let me pack.

TK[1]