h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello! We've been missing you! Well, some of us.

I'd just like to take a moment to say that I am definitely not one of Oetzi's sources for his typically insulting and asinine statement that "in Canada . . . First Nations are well cared for." It's too bad that White Men aren't better cared for (and taught manners) in his country.

It's good to see you again!

Well it's good you're still around too, Anhaga, whether you're glad to see me or not. But don't get too glad because after Thanksgiving I'm going home for good.

Had some visions that make it pretty obvious the game's over and I think I'd like to be with my family when America gets flushed down the toilet of history.

I mean that stupid Hun and his buds are all bunch of drunks as anybody can tell or should be able to tell and that's what's going to be taking over pretty soon as the boomers die off and they make the boomers, who ain't no Einsteins, look like Einstein anyways.

I think there's going to be a lot of white men needing care but I don't think there's going to be many people around who'll care. That's too bad but then when your bed you got to sleep in it right? Oh well.

Anyways, you take care and I hope you make it through the storm. You're a good white man and they ain't all dead fortunately unlike the good injuns. Cya around maybe some time although I wouldn't bank nothing on it. It's been fun anyways. Later dude.

You're okay.


Unlike this computer.