h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Glad you decided not to call yourself TAFKA.

Could confuse some of the more confusable folks. (On the udder hand, why should we care how confused the poor white supremacists get themselves?)

Lurrve,
The Entity Formerly Known As Trillian xxx

Why should we care?

Well, gosh, because you know how cranky they get when they think they're being deliberately confused and stuff right? Then they start striking out randomly and violently and causing all kinds of mayhem.

Oops, sorry, they do that anyways. Forgot for a minute. Nevermind.

Good to hear from you though. Ain't these nicks just a blast and a half? I haven't had this much fun since I changed my name from Bonny Parker to Gladys Jean Barrow, just before the crash of '34.

That was you was it? I must say you're holding up well for your age.

You know, come to think of it they DO seem to get slightly crankier than usual when they think we're "deliberately humiliating" them by refusing to dumb down don't they?

On the other hand how much worse can they get?


(How did you manage the invisibility?)

I found a secret invisibility decoder ring in a Trix box, you know? That cereal with the stupid bunny on the package and the funny colors?

It's also good for time travel so I really don't need to hold up, just get back occasionally so people don't think I died or something or moved to Connecticut.

Although holdups are a good too when times are hard and you're a little light on cash. Just walk into the bank and make a withdrawal. People just throw up their hands for some reason. Like what's so inconvenient about withdrawals? What do they think money's for huh?

We often watch American cereals but we haven't had that one.

Don't dying and moving to Conneticut amount to the same thing?

I'm not too keen on holdups myself. I prefer to be kept in suspenders. Garter belts I think you call them. Anything but the Bible belt is OK by me.

My first husband used to practise withdrawal. That was how I eneded up pregnant five times in just over two years.
He seemed to think if he kept practising he'd get it right eventually.

Sounds like a practicing Bible Belter for sure, that one. They never read the Bible so they don't know withdrawal is a sin practiced by certain patriarchs in direct violation of the divine directive to be fruitful and multiply.

My cousin used to wear garter belts as part of her business attire. She mentioned that panties were optional depending on whether or not the party of formal or not.

I don't even suspend disbelief very often so suspenders are sort of useless to me. My boyfriend frequently wonders why I don't like to wear shirts under my bib overalls. It's hard to explain to guys that I could go with the more traditional aprons instead and we could forget about the bib then and the irritations of denim. But that's another story.

Dying in Connecticut is probably remarkably similar to reversing the dominant cultural death followed by hell pathway. You get to experience the hell first so you don't get any pleasant surprises.

But since I've never been to Connecticut or hell I guess I really don't know for sure. For some reason I've never had any desire to go to either place, figuring if somebody recommended it I'd just suggest they go first and tell me what it's like really. So far no takers on that.

Tefkat--I think you are in surgery today...
Best of luck to you girlie, and anyone reading this send her healing thoughts -prayers or any of your positive stuff.

Did you send me an email recently?
It just occurred to me it could have been someone I knew writing for the 1st time.

I am so sorry if I deleted you by mistake! Please let me know.
i was gone last weekend or I would have seen this and caught up with your news sooner.
Hope to see you soon