h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oooooohhhhh dont go there youll end up in camp x-ray.....hahahahahaha
here would you like funny e-mail?

Pity. But whatever. No, I don't think I need any more spam thank you.

SPAM......SPECIALLY PREPARED AMERICAN MEAT.........NAH M8 MINE PRIME.......HAHAAHAHAHA........AS IF I WOULD....LOL DONT LIKE SPAM MASELF

One good helping of canned meat deserves another so,

OVER 50,000 BANNED IN RUSSIA IMAGES OF PREPUBESCENT PERPETUAL VIRGINS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. THESE GIRLS ARE SO HOT YOUR WIFE WILL BE APPALLED AND YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW MORTIFIED, NOT TO MENTION YOUR KIDS WHO WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE. SO COME, SO TO SPEAK, TO THE SITE, WWW.IM2HOTNSWEATY.CUM AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. INSTAND ACCESS, MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED.

There, that should keep you occupied for awhile.

Cheers!

hahahahahaha.....i aint hooked up to the www or internet................
hahahahaha........just havin a laff thats all.......

You're not hooked up? Really? How did you get here? By osmosis or telekinesis?

set top cable tv e-mail......gr8 innit

Do you mean you're seeing this stuff entirely via email? That's weird.

aye all via e-mail m8.....
i,ll send ya the e-mail link if ya like

Well, that's fine of you want. I really don't know why I'd use it if I have this thing though, but I guess I never know when I might need to deal with one of those cable boxes.

AYE OK [email protected].........
hope yer well...

Here's a reciprocal address, [email protected] if you're interested.

aye ok

nothin at all cant be mutineerin now...hahahaha