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hiya am mac from scotland

Where in Scotland do you come from?

glasgow where you from then

Owyhee, Nevada or White Mesa, Utah. Take your pick.

oh riye nevada will do fine
wot do you do out there?

Starve in the winter mostly. What do you do in Glasgow?

WORK VERY HARD ....IN AHOSPITAL

Are you a doctor?

No chance i work for a living work in the O>R> as an assistant ....Anaesthesiology and Scrub m8
wot do you do in Nevada

That sounds like fun.

I'm doing nothing at the moment in Nevada. I'm going to college in Denver right now.

fun well ......mmmmmmmmm.......aye well i love ma work.........and very rewarding sum times.....

What do you like best about it?

MMMMMMMMMlet me think...............erm see aw th folks a fix.............my m8s and the general cameraderie.........dunno bout that though near enough all ma surgeon ann anaesthetists have asked when ya goin to gulf.....hahahaha

What does "gulf" mean?

off to war with mr sadam thats what i meant by gulf i used to be a medic in the army...not anymre though

For a minute I thought you might be talking about vomiting or something.

So I take it you won't be going again when King George and Duke Tony go off on their holy crusade? That's probably good. Your kids deserve to have a father at home.

YE thats rite however they may well require a weee bit of a help if there are some troops cas-evacced back home to uk.........not t worry though methinks his own folk may depose him and it aint gonna be over as soon as the last time........heres hoping eh

I should hope they come to their senses before anybody has to be brought home in bodybags or gurnies.

aye your rite ther m8 heres hopin.....i doubt it though

What if anything are your and your mates doing about Mr. Blair? Or is that even an option?