Rather than give a long winded and generally irrelevant introduction to myself, I thought it would be much more appropriate to concisely put all the most important facts down about me:

Sex: Male
Height: 5ft 10" (more or less)
Width: 1ft 3"
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown
Favourite accent: A Russian person trying to speak Scottish
Most annoying habit: Laughing at people who are in a lot of pain, although this is only annoying for the person being laughed at
Average length of time between each time I clip my nails (fingers or toes): 1 week, 3 days
Favourite word: Chimney (although peripheral is also an excellent word)
Favourite animal: The Zeedonk (an animal that does exist, perhaps I should write an entry on it? It is the offspring that results from a donkey and zebra engaging in the act of physical love)
Most engaging quality: Laughing at people who are in a considerable amount of pain

Well, quite.


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