h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*loon*?

I'll call you *b***hfeatures* instead?

Call me anything, just not loon.

Oh, Manson's not trying to be different just for the sake of being different. Oh no. Everybody wears 1,800 pounds of silicone putty. Yep. Sure do.

How about *nool*?

What's this about 1,800 pounds of silly putty?

*backs towards the door*

You = scary

Manson isn't anything but someone who reads books and is in a rock band. I think you mistake him for his fans...who I also would love to bash with a lobster mallet.

Ah, never mind. He used to, at least.

No actually...*flicks through her catalogue of Manson detail* He was being provoking for the sake of provocation. But not *different*...



So *nool*; you settled into h2g2 now? Are you going to subscribe to some crazy threads? Are ya? Are ya?

Of course, provoking. That's what I meant. Yeah, sure it was.

Wait a minute... did I miss something? Who's nool?

Oh, nool. Loon. I get it. Boy, I feel smart now.

So what's it like in...erm...*has forgotten where he is*...the US today?

Florida. It was actually a good day today. Overcast from at least 9 am to right now. No rain, though. Fooey.

Didn't think it could get *overcast* in Florida. Same here. Haven't seen the sun for three days

Man, I wish I lived there. The sun can be extremely annoying when there's no cloud cover at all 85% of the time.

Nah, you wouldn't want to be over here. You would get tired of the constant grey...grey buildings, grey clouds, grey rain, grey roads, grey people, grey clothes, grey rivers, grey shops...

BLEH! We could always swap places?

Grey rules. As for swapping places... I dunno. I still like it here. At least it doesn't snow.

We wish we had snow here. We get two inches; the country stops and watches it turn grey and slushy.



Weather.

Yep, weather's a suhbitch sometimes. For example, try 4 to 8 inches of rain every single day at exactly 1:45 PM. That's how it was 6 months out of every year in Indonesia; at least, while I was living there.

At the same time...every day?

WOW. Freaky stuff...



Where else have you lived? I've only ever lived in Bristol my whole life. Never even been overseas...

Hm. California, Java, Bali, Sumatra, Michigan, Oregon, South Dakota, and Florida. And I'll keep the thing about swearing in mind.

Where's Java? I should know where Bali is too...but my geography is awful

They're both islands in the Indonesian archipelago. Sumatra's the one with all the finger-lookin' protrusions, and Bali is... somewhere else in there. I forget. It's been about 6 1/2 years since I lived there.

Oh, and Java is the one that runs from northwest to southeast; it's one of the larger ones.